Wall Street Train

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Somebody robbed the Wall Street train
This morning at half past nine
Somebody robbed the Wall Street train
And I swear I ain't lying
He made clean off with 50 B's
Left investors lying cold
Somebody robbed the Wall Street train
And he Madoff with the gold

Now Bernie was the Nasdaq Chief
He had twenty years on the floor
He kissed his wife at the trading pit
This morning at six thirty four
Now everything went fine 'til half past nine
Then Bernie looked up and he saw
There was men with warrants, men with guns
And he knew he broke the law

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Bernie was working his Ponzi scheme
And he dearly loved his job
The company they rewarded him
With a golden watch and fob
Well, Bernie was let out of house arrest
And the door blew off his car
They found Bernie Madoff in fifteen pieces
Fifteen miles apart