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Song Parodies -> "Day Without A Gay"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas Is A Feeling"

Original Performer:

Natalie Sleeth

Parody Song Title:

"Day Without A Gay"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

Best fake holiday since Kwanzaa!
"Day Without A Gay" is what we have where
A bunch of crying nancy-boys whine 'cause life ain't fair.
"Day Without A Gay" is laughably queer:
It brightens up my office when those crybabies ain't here.

It's pagan lurches, burning churches,
Morons waving signs;
It's a monkey in a manger,
And unemployment lines.

It's flaming hells and dying knells,
And flowing blood in streets;
It's marching morons
Screaming at you and at me.

'Cause "Day Without A Gay" is what we have where
A bunch of brats in purple spats whine that life ain't fair.

So if "Day Without A Gay" is such a great idear,
Then why, oh why, don't you and I
Try to make it last all year?
Why can't it last all year?
Pity it failed to catch on.

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Tommy Turtle - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Since heterosexual white males are the new oppressed minority, with no rights, and to be trampled on by everyone else, why don't we try calling in straight to work, and see if the world doesn't miss us just a little bit?
Andria - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Tommy Turtle, but what about overweight, heterosexual white females on permanent disability, such as me? Surely we don't get ridiculed and belittled! 5s.
TT - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Andria and Immoral Liberal: White is the new Black. Straight is the new Gay.
Immoral Liberal - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't worry about that. Soon there won't be any work for either of you!

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