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Song Parodies -> "Doin' More Hard Time/Trump's Money"
Original Song Title:
"Damned For All Time/Blood Money"
Original Performer:
Murray Head (from Jesus Christ Superstar)
Parody Song Title:
"Doin' More Hard Time/Trump's Money"
Parody Written by:
Jeff in Richmond VA
The Lyrics
Here is yet another selection from "Jesus Christ, Superstar" dedicated to Der Fuhrer Trump. The last one really pissed off the Trumpies, so this one should curl their hair to the point they will need Afro-Sheen! In this episode, Judas (Michael Cohen) goes before the High Priests (Congressional Democrats) to betray Jesus (Trump). The outcome should be the same.......Trump should get "crucified" in the end. And if Mueller has his way, HE WILL!
"DOIN' MORE HARD TIME"
MICHAEL COHEN
I wanna' help you, but now I have to see...
That ratting out the President is good for me
I weighed the pros and cons of what I need to do
I talked to all my lawyers 'fore I came to you
I thought a lot about the coming days in court
I promise I won't lie like Paul Manafort
Just don't say I'm ....doin' more hard time
I came cuz' I was told to to, I'm the one who knows
How Trump gets his money and to whom it goes
And as for Trump, I know he hasn't got a clue
He would have a stroke seeing me here with you
I'm thinking more and more about my days in court
I promise I won't lie to you like Manafort
Just don't say I'm.... doin' more hard time
SAX SOLO
Adam, you're a man who wants to scrutinize
Trump, his family and their Russian business ties
All his unseen profits.... all the shifty ones
With Kushner and Ivanka and his other two sons.
I'm really very worried 'bout my day in court
I promise I won't lie like Paul Manafort
Just don't say I'm do----in'..... more..... hard.....time
"TRUMP'S MONEY"
CHAIRMAN ADAM SCHIFF:
Cut all your whining, forget the excuses
Give us information, (or) we'll show you the door.
CHAIRMAN JERRY NADLER:
We have a case, and we need to impeach him
You know his history, we know the law
SCHIFF:
Your helpful assistance won't go unrecorded
NADLER:
We'll ask Robert Mueller to cut you a deal
We just want to know what his taxes are hiding
And what he owes Putin?....what did he steal?
COHEN:
I didn't launder Trump's money
NADLER:
Well, in that little matter, your defense is quite good.
COHEN:
I just managed Trump's money
SCHIFF:
Then you might as well tell us, and it better be good!
NADLER:
Tell us the things that Trump did with that money
All the phony charities, gifts to those "whores"
We're watching his hotels, and his business dealings
It isn't just money, it's impeachment, impeachment, impeachment for sure!
COHEN:
On Tuesday night, they'll be spending ($) fifty thousand
hosting a crowd at a rally down in Tennessee.....
DEMOCRATS:
Well done, Cohen!
Good job, Cohen
MICHAEL COHEN
I wanna' help you, but now I have to see...
That ratting out the President is good for me
I weighed the pros and cons of what I need to do
I talked to all my lawyers 'fore I came to you
I thought a lot about the coming days in court
I promise I won't lie like Paul Manafort
Just don't say I'm ....doin' more hard time
I came cuz' I was told to to, I'm the one who knows
How Trump gets his money and to whom it goes
And as for Trump, I know he hasn't got a clue
He would have a stroke seeing me here with you
I'm thinking more and more about my days in court
I promise I won't lie to you like Manafort
Just don't say I'm.... doin' more hard time
SAX SOLO
Adam, you're a man who wants to scrutinize
Trump, his family and their Russian business ties
All his unseen profits.... all the shifty ones
With Kushner and Ivanka and his other two sons.
I'm really very worried 'bout my day in court
I promise I won't lie like Paul Manafort
Just don't say I'm do----in'..... more..... hard.....time
"TRUMP'S MONEY"
CHAIRMAN ADAM SCHIFF:
Cut all your whining, forget the excuses
Give us information, (or) we'll show you the door.
CHAIRMAN JERRY NADLER:
We have a case, and we need to impeach him
You know his history, we know the law
SCHIFF:
Your helpful assistance won't go unrecorded
NADLER:
We'll ask Robert Mueller to cut you a deal
We just want to know what his taxes are hiding
And what he owes Putin?....what did he steal?
COHEN:
I didn't launder Trump's money
NADLER:
Well, in that little matter, your defense is quite good.
COHEN:
I just managed Trump's money
SCHIFF:
Then you might as well tell us, and it better be good!
NADLER:
Tell us the things that Trump did with that money
All the phony charities, gifts to those "whores"
We're watching his hotels, and his business dealings
It isn't just money, it's impeachment, impeachment, impeachment for sure!
COHEN:
On Tuesday night, they'll be spending ($) fifty thousand
hosting a crowd at a rally down in Tennessee.....
DEMOCRATS:
Well done, Cohen!
Good job, Cohen
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Dream on, delusion dwellers.
A BLOW for equality!
Don't call her a whore just because she is!
He'll touch you in a very special way!
Brotherly love for all!
Vote for me or you're a dumb ki-- I mean, an Islamophobic dual-citizen Zionazi stooge!
It went from collusion to influence the election to business ties. You better not buy any of those foreign-made electronics.
Ochinchin daisuki!
"F--Trump".....and if you support him, "F--you too!
Ochinchin daisuki!
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