Here's a little song called
Ice Cream

I was feeling a bit peckish the other day
So I thought that I might have to head around to the ol' Stupidmarket, to check out the Ice Cream situation

So I headed off ' round the local Stupidmarket
Went through the doors, and there, over to the right, standing next to the Ice Creams was a real cool lookin' chick

So I thought I might have to just, quietly and casually walk over in her general direction, and say something classic to her like - Hi There!

So, I casually and inconspicuously wandered over her direction, Stood up to her and said - Hi there
My name's Wozzy and I try to write parodies, and put them on the net
And she said "Well, good for you"

So I thought it was about time I used my old line on her, so I got up on my tip-toes and whispered in her ear
'How about we head back to your place for a scoop of Ice Cream!!!

Never fails, ya know
Mind you - Ive always been a bit of a jack-the-lad with the girls and everything
Anyway, by this time she couldn't resist my obvoius charms
So she said 'O.K.' - Big Boy

And she took me out of the Supermarket, down the main street, 'round the corner and ended up back at her place - we went through the front door, down the hallway, into the kitchen, where lying on the table right before me two beady little eyes, was a big carton of rich, creamy
ICE CREAM!!!! YEAH YEAH

Dripping down my cheeks
Down my shirt
On my feet
Ice Cream in my hair
Ice Cream everywhere

Then we got married, and it was really terrific
And the next morning she brought me Ice Cream
in bed!!!

Ice Cream cool, cool ice cream
ice cream cool ice cream
aa-ah-ah

Yippy yi yo kiyah!
yip yip yippy yi yo x 5
Yippy yi yi kiyah!

Hallelujah x3
Hallelujah, Hallelujah Ice Cream