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Song Parodies -> "Stealing"
Original Song Title:
"Feelings"
Original Performer:
Morris Albert
Parody Song Title:
"Stealing"
Parody Written by:
Carolynn Cordsen & Thora Rogers
The Lyrics
Stealing, nothing more than stealing
Taking all our taxes and throwing them away
I know how to spend my money
It isn't very funny how you spend our dough
Stealing, all my life I've felt it
Even after death I'll
Feel it all again
Stealing - whoa, whoa, whoa stealing
There ain't no ceiling on the money that you spend
Taxes - "harmonizing taxes"
Proving what we all know
Our money's not our own
Stealing, all my life I've felt it
Even after death I'll
Feel it all again
Stealing - whoa, whoa, whoa stealing
There ain't no ceiling on the money that you spend
Health care - We'll all end up on welfare
All my hard earned savings drifting far away
Schooling - who do they think they're fooling
When our children can't read - the writing on the wall
If I still had all my money
I'd get a piano tuner
And sing this song in tune
Stealing - whoa, whoa, whoa stealing
There ain't no ceiling on the money that you spend
Stealing I don't know how to end this song
It's like that big pink bunny
Going on and on and on and on and on and on and on
Taking all our taxes and throwing them away
I know how to spend my money
It isn't very funny how you spend our dough
Stealing, all my life I've felt it
Even after death I'll
Feel it all again
Stealing - whoa, whoa, whoa stealing
There ain't no ceiling on the money that you spend
Taxes - "harmonizing taxes"
Proving what we all know
Our money's not our own
Stealing, all my life I've felt it
Even after death I'll
Feel it all again
Stealing - whoa, whoa, whoa stealing
There ain't no ceiling on the money that you spend
Health care - We'll all end up on welfare
All my hard earned savings drifting far away
Schooling - who do they think they're fooling
When our children can't read - the writing on the wall
If I still had all my money
I'd get a piano tuner
And sing this song in tune
Stealing - whoa, whoa, whoa stealing
There ain't no ceiling on the money that you spend
Stealing I don't know how to end this song
It's like that big pink bunny
Going on and on and on and on and on and on and on
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Apparantly you aren' t in the 95% of Americans who will get a tax "cut" so I'm guessing you can afford it and won't mind exercising your patriotic duty to subsidize the rest of us. ;-)
Kidding, of course. Nice effort and 555 for being a "5 percenter." *lol*
Kidding, of course. Nice effort and 555 for being a "5 percenter." *lol*
Nicely done!
555's for a steal!!
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