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Song Parodies -> "Bagels"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Morris Albert

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Yeah, I like bagels.
Munchy golden bagels
Leaving my baguettes for bagels I love

Thin lox
Folded mound on my plate
Topping to augment my bagels I love

Of you I write “I knead it.”
My dish, my chewy breakfast pearl
With angels you ascend

Wo-o-o bagels
Wo-o-o bagels
The grin in my heart

Bagel bite with hot brew
An appetite I’d like to sub-due
Boiled bread and my tart.

I’ll jumbo size if needed
I twitch, my stomach flips and swirls
Till bagel munched again.

Wo-o-o bagels…
For more bread, check out The Blogging Baker and Bagel, I'm Want You.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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AFW - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't eat many bagels, should, I guess, I'm part Jewish..but I'm more of a donut guy..Good job, much better than the original
Old Man Ribber - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Warren - This is a delightful morning nosh of a parody. In the Spike Jones version of Yes We Have No Bananas, the singer (possibly Mickey Katz - Joel Grey's father) refers to a bagel as "a doughnut dipped in cement". ;D
WarrenB - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Gracias to you both. Now back to my bagel and coffee. And AFW, I'm a donut guy too, but I like them way too much.
2Eagle - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
William Shatner will love you for that one. That's one of his favorite foods. Which do you like - sesame seeds, onion or poppy seeds?
WarrenB - October 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Actually, I'm a sucker for Asiago cheese bagels. I know that shows I'm not a bagel purist, but hey, it's my stomach ;-)

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