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Song Parodies -> "Sarah the Huck-a-bee"

Original Song Title:

"Eric the Half-a-Bee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"Sarah the Huck-a-bee"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

'Huck a bee'
Or 'chuck a bee'
Means *toss* one with ferocity.

To huck a bee,
Ironically,
Would *de*crease its velocity.
D’you see?

But 'Huckabee,'
Politically,
'sa different insect family

Which tends to be
Reaction’ry;
E.G., the White House Sec-re-t’ry.

Singing:

La dee dee, D.J.T.
Sarah the Huck-a-bee
CNN’s the N-M-E
Says Sarah the Huck-a-bee

Could this surname Sanders be
The colonel whom Trump dreams he'll see
Each time he orders KFC?
No! She’s Sarah the Huck-a-bee

A tweet'll he do
A tweet'll she see
Sarah the Huck-a-bee
F-U, MSNBC
Says Sarah the Huck-a-bee

Must this Trump a-ppoin-tee-ee
To Propaganda Ministry
Mislead the press delib'rately?
And treat them juve-nile-ly?

"She treats us juve-nile-ly."

Rudely 'n' juve-nile-ly.
The end.

"Rudy Giuliani?"

No. *Rudely* and *juvenilely*.

"Oh."

“Roo-dee Joo-lyah-nee.”
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Thoughts and prayers that, sooner rather than later, readers will have no clue what this is about. The end.

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Matthias - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Great title sub, interesting song choice and I enjoyed the crack about Bernie Sanders and KFC. It's strange to say this about a Spaff.com parody but I wasn't rolling on the floor laughing with this one as there weren't as many hilarious lines just ones that fit the rhyme scheme of the strange O.S. but it is good to see you back!
Peter Andersson - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
One of those rare songs where all the lines rhyme with each other (almost, only sub two here) and that becomes funny in itself. Some nostalgia on my part here but I suddenly remembered getting a high grade in high school for a "poem" that would have been totally F-worthy on content if it wasn't for all fifty lines rhyming with "ett" (the Swedish word for "one"). Hence obviously I have to vote 11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 here!

Additional: Well, that's obviously not allowed, I guess it'll have to be the 555 then! :-)
Agrimorfee - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Sweet to see, Spaff indeed, spoofing Huckabee. Whipping dog, Trump's lackey, Sarah Huckabee...
Press Control - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
^ FU wimpering Jim Acosta fan!
Spaff.com - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
It's spelled "whimpering." Thanks, all, for the comments! Hopefully there will be a recording of this soon.
Agrimorfee - August 06, 2018 - Report this comment
Who the hell is Jim Acosta? My, I must have hit a nerve.
Spaff.com - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment
It's spelled "pretty."
Third party - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Pettifogging Spaff? Really?
Press Control - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment
I apologize for my comments above. I just realized I was being a dickless anonymous tribalist a-hole. Please forgive me, and also for any future dickless anonymous comments I will surely leave in the future. I humbly thank you for your time. Also: great parody! The best political humorists are equal opportunity offenders.
Libby - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment
I feel petty, oh so petty, it's disarming the text-farting I deal..
Make America Plunge Again - August 07, 2018 - Report this comment
According to Mike Rowe there are 5-10 million open low-technical jobs in plumbing, installing electricity, waste disposal, etc that currently can't be filled in America. If right wing trolls like Press Control could only learn to plumb each others mouths for sh*t they'd all be trained professionals in no time and could then afford to move out of their mother's basements. Cheers Mate!
Spaff.com - August 22, 2018 - Report this comment
So the lovely and talented Chris Mezzolesta recorded this, and it's now available on the Funny Music Project website. Aaaaand Dr. Demento will be playing it on his show this weekend. I couldn't bee happier. Here's the download link:
http://thefump.com/fump.php?id=2362
Phil Alexander - August 23, 2018 - Report this comment
Epic, the Huck-a-bee :-D
You even managed to get the burn in of there being no "veracity" rhymed in there ;-)
kipper - December 28, 2018 - Report this comment
stinx

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