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Song Parodies -> "The Birth, Life, & Death of Brian Griffin"

Original Song Title:

"The Brian Song"

Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"The Birth, Life, & Death of Brian Griffin"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is my first Family Guy song parody and it is about a generalization of Brian Griffin during all those years in that TV show. I know this one episode where Stewie destroys the time machine, and Brian gets run over by a car and dies. But I have done my best to mention every major detail about Brian. Someone on Facebook suggested that I come up with this one parody before Brian gets resurrected. Though one Family Guy fan does not believe that Brian will be resurrected and insists a memorial statue of him to be built on Rhode Island, there has been like 100,000 fan petitions to bring Brian back to life. If I could mail a copy of this parody to Seth MacFarlane, he could have either Alex Borstein (voice of Lois Griffin) or Sonia Jones sing this parody. Then, the recording of the parody can be played during the opening scene of a Family Guy episode, which could be a parody of the opening scene of Monty Python's Life of Brian. Though the preview of the episode would never tell FG fans whether or not Brian gets resurrected, the episode could be called "The Meaning of Life of Brian," which is a double wordplay on "The Meaning of Life" and "Life of Brian." Anyways, I hope this is a good FG parody.
Brian, a white pup named Brian
He was....born in Austin
He moved out with the Griffins

His name was Brian
His name was Brian

He had teeth and jaws and fur and claws
He school and flunked out
And smoked and drank and screwed
And got so drunk...and then got a blackout

That white dog named Brian
That white dog named Brian

And he looked just like Snoopy
But his mood was like Droopy
He was friends with Stewie
And he played as Chewie
In a Star Wars parody
With the Griffin family

Old dog named Brian
That old dog named Brian

All the girls hated him
For being a pervert
And he killed himself
And got the Griffins hurt

The death of Brian
A dead dog named Brian
The Griffins miss Brian
They all miss Brian

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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2LD4U - December 03, 2013 - Report this comment
I do not understand what got into Seth McFarlane's head when he killed off Brian. He was the nicest member of the Griffin household, I think.
Agrimorfee - December 03, 2013 - Report this comment
I am no fan of Family Guy, so I don't personally know much of the humor here, but I can tell here, S.D., you KNOW your Brian Griffin trivia. This was funny as it stands!
pickle* - December 08, 2013 - Report this comment
Very good!

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