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Song Parodies -> "eBay Song"

Original Song Title:

"Money Song"

Original Performer:

Monty Python

Parody Song Title:

"eBay Song"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I've got ninety thousand items in my watch list
I've got forty thousand things I bought last year
I've got lots of lovely feedback
From the auctions I succeed at
And click! Now I've just won a chandelier

There is nothing quite as wonderful as eBay.
There is nothing quite like buying stuff on-line
Some people say it's bad, it
Is like I've become an addict
But I could give it up any time

There is nothing quite as colourful as eBay.
(...eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay.)
There is nothing quite like clicking "Buy it now"
(...eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay.)

Don't give it away, pal
Make 'em pay for it with PayPal
You won't believe what you can get for a pound

(Pound, pound, pound.)

You can keep your Market stalls
Buying online never palls
For it's eBay, eBay, eBay makes the world go 'round.

...eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay, eBaaaaay!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Patrick - October 17, 2012 - Report this comment
At least until eBay starts sending out the 1099 forms and the Waffen-IRSS jackboots go around trying to collect the taxes on your "profits".
Jonathan S. - October 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I loved it. 555
Lifeliver - October 17, 2012 - Report this comment
Good match here, Phil. 'Bad it/addict' was clever. Hope it's not too autobiographical.

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