Song Parodies -> "Frisky Man (Dont You Lay Those Hands Too Long)"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey Man"

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"Frisky Man (Dont You Lay Those Hands Too Long)"

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The Lyrics

A couple of songs about the Creepy Joe phenomenon. This is a much more serious problem for Biden than the media lets on. Joe is caught in tape sniffing the hair of young girls. There are sexual pheronomes in women's hair

Hey Frisky Man
You're losing it as fast as you can
Your hands get frisky, too
(Too) much more than we can stand
You grab for thighs
You play with bows
No one knows how low you'll go

Frisky Man, dont you lay those hands too long
Frisky Man, dont you lay those hands too long

It took frisky to cause your fall
You aint an avuncular pol at all
You try to use kids to blunt critique
Cant you see that your sh*t is weak
You grab for thighs
You sniff their hair
No one knows how much you'll dare

Frisky Man, dont you touch that dame too long
Frisky Man, dont you touch that dame too long

(A-A-A-A-AH, leave her be, Joey!!)

Hey dint you know
I used to sniff hair myself
I tried to hide the habit, Joey
Now they've put me in a cell
I grabbed for thighs
I played with bows
But no one called me Uncle Joe

Frisky Man, dont you lay those hands too long
Frisky Man, dont you lay those hands too long

Frisky Ma-a-a-a-an ... dont you la-a-a-a-ay those hands ... a-too long

(Well, that didn't seem like enough work, so here's a second parody called "Perver Joe" from a truly awful 1963 song called "Surfer Joe" from a truly dreadful band called "The Surfaris")

Down in the East Room where the daughters all go
There's a dick Veep lunkhead named Perver Joe
He's got a weird aspect like he's always drunk
And when he's sniffing children's hair
I'm like ... "What the funk"

Perver Joe .. Now, look at him go ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Perver, Perver, Perver Joe, ho ho
Let her go
Oh, oh no .. Perver Joe

He rubbed on a little one's cheeks one week
At one of those Senator swear in things
He was kissing on her head and he wouldn't let go
And when the pics were taken, they said
"That's just Joe"

Perver Joe .. Now, look at him stroke, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
Perver, Perver, Perver Joe ho ho
Let her go
Ooh, oh no .. Perver Joe

(Perve-) Creepy Joe went to a Las Vegas rally today
He fondled an older woman in his Uncle Joe way
He stirred up a little bit of shock, I'm told
And when she went to the media ......
... Joe was owned

Creepy Joe .. Now,look at him grope oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Creepy, Creepy, Creepy Joe oh oh
Let her go
Oh, oh no .. Creepy Joe

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Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2019 - Report this comment

We all remember what Joe Biden said: "Grab 'em by the pussy, you can do anything." Oh, wait, no, that was Donald Trump who was caught on tape confessing to sexual assault. Well, there were those 13 women who accused Biden of rape, including his 1st wife and girls as young as 13 years old... No, again, that was Trump. You wanna go after Biden, you better stick to policy, because, on how they treat women, Biden is WAY out of Trump's league.

CML - May 24, 2019 - Report this comment

Now then you know that what Trump was actually saying was that some women were so attracted to power and wealth that any man so endowed could get away with the crudest come-ons imaginable, like grab 'em by the pussy. And he assaulted all those women in the same measure that he colluded with Putin to "steal" the election; in the same measure that he "obstructed" a 2 year investigation into an act that he didn't commit ...... Meanwhile, you dont need to investigate Joe at all; what he did was right there on tape

Libby - May 24, 2019 - Report this comment

Yah, CML, that EXONERATES everything now. I take it all back.

Rand - May 25, 2019 - Report this comment

There's miles of footage of Biden putting his hands and mouth all over visibly uncomfortable children and adult women. Desperately trying to make Trump sound worse than Creepy Uncle Joe in that area is as much of a pathetic "nothing burger" as the Russian collusion nonsense.

CML - May 25, 2019 - Report this comment

So the whole point of the two year investigation into Trump was to determine whether Trump could be exonerated from a crime that he didn't commit .... and that if a partisan Special Counsel doesn't explicitly say that he is innocent of obstructing the investigation of the laughably absurd charges brought against him, he is what ... guilty of something? That's a marvel of too-clever-by-half, proggo circlethink ....... How would you like to be the target of that kind of legal reasoning. You lose your job because some DA who hates your guts didn't "exonerate" you from the charge of obstructing an investigation of a crime that you didn't commit. Or is it OK if it happens to the "right sort" of people?

CML - May 25, 2019 - Report this comment

And speaking of the "right sort" of people, a high school teacher in Tennessee by name of Travis Holland was video-ed putting his arm around a 16 year old female student. And when this was shown to the administration, they all chortled merrily and said, "Oh that's just Travis being Travis" Just kidding, they suspended the guy. Can't wait to hear CNN's outrage over the gross double standard here -- that'll torpedo Joe Biden's presidential bid for sure (badoom tsssh!)

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