Song Parodies -> "Workin With The Pastor"

Original Song Title:

"Flirtin With Disaster"

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Original Performer:

"Workin With The Pastor"

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The Lyrics

I'm entering in the church
And working with the pastor
Gotta get my white cape on
I keep on moving faster
Its time for mass, so lets walk out
In front of father Michael
Get on stage and join him
As he reads from the bible

Been workin with the pastor
Sundays every week
Bringin up the holy water
Spilled it on the priest
Watch him eat the sacred bread
That came from gods body, yeah
It sucks when your up there
And you gotta go pee

I'm hearing the church bells start to ring
Gotta get my voice ready to sing
Yeah i've tripped down the priests walk way
And collected the donation pays

Having plans on Sunday
Tickets to go to the Mets game
But if i skipped and missed the mass
I wouldn't feel the same
I think i'm gonna be late
I better drive alot faster
Cuz nobody wants to be late
When your working with the pastor

Been workin with the pastor
Sundays every week
Bringin up the holy water
Spilled it on the priest
Watch him eat the sacred bread
That came from gods body, yeah
It sucks when your up there
And you gotta go pee

I'm hearing the church bells start to ring
Gotta get my voice ready to sing
Yeah i've tripped down the priests walk way
And collected the donation pays

Been workin with the pastor
Sundays every week
Bringin up the holy water
Spilled it on the priest
Watch him eat the sacred bread
That came from gods body, yeah
It sucks when your up there
And you gotta go pee

I'm hearing the church bells start to ring
Gotta get my voice ready to sing
Yeah i've tripped down the priests walk way, oh ba ba yeah!
And collected the donation pays

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Claude Prez - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment

I had a priest tell my brother and me that we were the WORST ALTAR BOYS EVER once; he barely waited til we were out of the congregation's sight. This was a very good parody, very smooth.

Red Ant - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment

This unfortunately is the only Molly Hatchet song I know , but I know and love it well. 555 for you, as even someone who doesn't attend church much can understand and laugh at this.

Red Ant - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment

wow, just noticed again the htto end...mollyhatchet0. May be mispelled, but if it isn't gratz on the first submission of this song and this band.

Mikey Boy - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks

SheDuke - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

This is really awesome!

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