I was once a spoof-writing son of a gun,
Now I keep a lookout for the dude who always gives me a "one."
I was climbin' high, till some cheating idiots shut the voting down.
Amiright knows where to find me, I'm Michael the spoof-writing clown!

In the writin' and the spoofin,' I was closing in on number 10.
Now in dreams at night, my spoofs top the charts that usta've been.
Since Chucky abandoned the Top Ten list and took the charts all down,
Though the others think I'm funny, I'm Michael the spoof-writing clown.

I could write them all,
There's hardly a song I cannot spoof.
But some voted early and often, it skewed the polls
And turned them into a goof!

So the latest news from Chucky turned my cocky smile into a frown.
Though the others thinks I'm funny, I'm Michael the spoof-writing clown.

I could write them all,
There's hardly a song I cannot spoof.
But some voted early and often, it skewed the polls
And turned them into a goof!

So the latest news from Chucky turned my cocky smile into a frown.
Though the others thinks I'm funny, I'm Michael the spoof-writing clown.