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Song Parodies -> "Cooler Than You"
Original Song Title:
"Bluer Than Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Michael Johnson
Parody Song Title:
"Cooler Than You"
Parody Written by:
Jonathan
The Lyrics
yup, another Michael Johnson parody! and another one of this song in particular! this one concerns an egotistical jock getting brought back down to earth! please enjoy!
hey there, you nerd
no surprise to find you reading
you nerdy turd
so what if in math, you're exceeding?
you little nerd
when you're cool, the girls are a lot easier
life for me’s a breeze you know,
you really should be sad
‘cause I'm Cooler Than You
radder than rad
taking my coolness to Michael Jackson levels “Bad!”
you four-eyed fool, I've gotta be,
Cooler Than You
God, way to go!
you broke the mold when you created me
now off I go
be stared at all day long by the girls’ swim team
wait, something's wrong!
here comes four-eyes, girls start screaming
but didn't they even see me?
nerd, those girls want you, bad!
But I'm Cooler Than You
radder than rad
taking my coolness to Michael Jackson levels “Bad!”
I feel so screwed, I oughta be,
Cooler Than You
well, I blame it on that tv show
this all makes things feel quite eerie
since that nerd wound up with K. Cuoco
yeah, thanks a lot “Big Bang Theory!”
now I'm Bluer Than Blue
and kinda mad
now this douche has way more women than I've ever had!
I've come unglued, I oughta be,
Cooler Than You…
Cooler Than You,
Cooler Than You…
no surprise to find you reading
you nerdy turd
so what if in math, you're exceeding?
you little nerd
when you're cool, the girls are a lot easier
life for me’s a breeze you know,
you really should be sad
‘cause I'm Cooler Than You
radder than rad
taking my coolness to Michael Jackson levels “Bad!”
you four-eyed fool, I've gotta be,
Cooler Than You
God, way to go!
you broke the mold when you created me
now off I go
be stared at all day long by the girls’ swim team
wait, something's wrong!
here comes four-eyes, girls start screaming
but didn't they even see me?
nerd, those girls want you, bad!
But I'm Cooler Than You
radder than rad
taking my coolness to Michael Jackson levels “Bad!”
I feel so screwed, I oughta be,
Cooler Than You
well, I blame it on that tv show
this all makes things feel quite eerie
since that nerd wound up with K. Cuoco
yeah, thanks a lot “Big Bang Theory!”
now I'm Bluer Than Blue
and kinda mad
now this douche has way more women than I've ever had!
I've come unglued, I oughta be,
Cooler Than You…
Cooler Than You,
Cooler Than You…
thanks for reading!
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Funny Jon- 555! I used to hang out with the wrong kind of people until I discovered that I was one of those kind of people!
^ Thanks, Mate!
This is so cool! 5's
^ Thank You!
You're not cooler than me, but I'll cut you some slack. Three fives!
^ of course not! I mean, Big Jim? my name can't even hold a candle to that! thanks 4 the 5s! :)
Certified triple 5s! Oh yeah!
^ thank ya!
Jonathan, you're the coolest guy around here!
^ Thanks, Julie! you're cool too! :)
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