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Song Parodies -> "Cooler Than You"

Original Song Title:

"Bluer Than Blue"

Original Performer:

Michael Johnson

Parody Song Title:

"Cooler Than You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

yup, another Michael Johnson parody! and another one of this song in particular! this one concerns an egotistical jock getting brought back down to earth! please enjoy!
hey there, you nerd
no surprise to find you reading
you nerdy turd
so what if in math, you're exceeding?
you little nerd
when you're cool, the girls are a lot easier
life for me’s a breeze you know,
you really should be sad

‘cause I'm Cooler Than You
radder than rad
taking my coolness to Michael Jackson levels “Bad!”
you four-eyed fool, I've gotta be,
Cooler Than You

God, way to go!
you broke the mold when you created me
now off I go
be stared at all day long by the girls’ swim team
wait, something's wrong!
here comes four-eyes, girls start screaming
but didn't they even see me?
nerd, those girls want you, bad!

But I'm Cooler Than You
radder than rad
taking my coolness to Michael Jackson levels “Bad!”
I feel so screwed, I oughta be,
Cooler Than You

well, I blame it on that tv show
this all makes things feel quite eerie
since that nerd wound up with K. Cuoco
yeah, thanks a lot “Big Bang Theory!”

now I'm Bluer Than Blue
and kinda mad
now this douche has way more women than I've ever had!
I've come unglued, I oughta be,
Cooler Than You…

Cooler Than You,
Cooler Than You…
thanks for reading!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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Rob Arndt - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
Funny Jon- 555! I used to hang out with the wrong kind of people until I discovered that I was one of those kind of people!
Jonathan - March 31, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks, Mate!
Matthew - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
This is so cool! 5's
Jonathan - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thank You!
Big Jim - April 01, 2017 - Report this comment
You're not cooler than me, but I'll cut you some slack. Three fives!
Jonathan - April 02, 2017 - Report this comment
^ of course not! I mean, Big Jim? my name can't even hold a candle to that! thanks 4 the 5s! :)
Big Moe from the Little Caesar's commercial - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Certified triple 5s! Oh yeah!
Jonathan - April 03, 2017 - Report this comment
^ thank ya!
Julie - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Jonathan, you're the coolest guy around here!
Jonathan - April 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks, Julie! you're cool too! :)

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