[Verse 1]
I Played Some Games On My Own,
They Say There's Alts Of Their Own,
But It Looks Like My Alt Accounts Are Still There.
Reed Said, "Don't Reply To Me No More,
Don't You See What's On Store.
It's Too Late Now, Your Alts Are Banned For Life."

[Chorus]
Reed Said, "You're Just Addicted To Drawception,
You're Finding Squidward Here, And Meeting Sam-I-Am.
But You Sent Me A LeapPad Like I Played Some LeapFrog,
And You Taught Me How To Eat Green Eggs And Ham."

[Verse 2]
Reed Said, "Just Leave Me Alone,
And Let Me Go Back To My Own.
Cause They'll See My Posts, And Comments On This Game.
Please Don't Reply to Me No More.
I've Banned Some Alts Just Once More.
It's Time You Understood That You Are Banned."

[Chorus]
Reed Said, "You're Just Addicted To Drawception,
You're Finding Squidward Here, And Meeting Sam-I-Am.
But You Sent Me A LeapPad Like I Played Some LeapFrog,
And You Taught Me How To Eat Green Eggs And Ham."

[Chorus]
Reed Said, "You're Just Addicted To Drawception,
You're Finding Squidward Here, And Meeting Sam-I-Am.
But You Sent Me A LeapPad Like I Played Some LeapFrog,
And You Taught Me How To Eat Green Eggs And Ham.
Yes, You Taught Me How To Eat Green Eggs And Ham."