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Song Parodies -> "Grazing Cattle"

Original Song Title:

"Blazing Saddles (Theme song)"

Original Performer:

Mel Brooks Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Grazing Cattle"

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The Lyrics

He rode the grazing cattle
Plain weird was his sex life
He knew they wouldn't tattle
And couldn't tell his wife

A jersey here, and a holstein there
Each fantasy, out, he'd play
To all the grazing cattle
He promised oats and hay

He liked the young ones best
Stalked them like a thief
He had a thing for their bony butts,
Might say..he had a beef..

Was never a man quite as strange, it's true
Where hopping a herd was his shame
That son of a gun liked his spiked bovine fun
Played a tail twisting game, yeah, a tail twisting game

Oh, he rode the grazing cattle
Plain weird was his sex life
He knew they wouldn't tattle
And couldn't tell his wife..

(Aw c'mon, Elsie..cows can't have headaches)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Patrick - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Before long, those folks will be demanding special privilege status for their lifestyle. Makes me think twice about that next burger. Cattle, that's a little weird. Sheep, on the other hand...
Christie Marie M - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Hello, best friend, how have you been? (Southern accent): "Ah shore enjoyed this might fine satire! All this rustling cattle makes me so hungry ah kin rustle up some grub!" Oh, wait a minute, I can relate to the act of cattle and sex life. Must be a man thing, no? Ride on some 555's while yer at it!!
Annoyed - June 02, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody is disgusting, from a warped mind. Beastiality is NOT funny and immoral as well as illegal (animal abuse).
AFW - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick...and thanks, Christie M... been you been?..well, ladies ride, too..but they ride horses....and I couldn't agree with you more Mr. Annoyed..bestiality is awful...that's why I never engage in it..just open my warped mind and write about it...I don't believe writing parodies about it is animal abuse..unless of course there are cattle that can read..thank you for your comment..I welcome all comments..favorable or adverse
Old Man Ribber - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Yee Haw! Great job on a wonderful original song (being the genius that he is, Mel Brooks persuaded Frankie Laine to sing it in the movie). ;D
~LLC~ - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
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AFW - June 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR...true..Mel Brooks, (My kind of comedy, Man..Off beat...and in the side door)...and thanks, LCC...always good to win your, "Ex-clams"..and nice of you guys to give me some backtrack scratches, here
Lady-X-glams - June 06, 2011 - Report this comment
. . . you're forgiven Sir L'Air de Farce, ~ Mighty Duke oEdge ~.
AFW - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
v v O O V i------/ supposed to be a thank you smile
AFW - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment rembrandt was horizontal'd in translation...can you decipher and rebuild it right?
deCipherDiva - June 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, I better not try to deCode this one . . .
AFW - June 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh's squeaky clean, Lil Diva...I just lost my directions on how to step sentences...or seperate paragraphs here...perhaps you have that savvy..

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