Song Parodies -> "Brand New Operating System"

Original Song Title:

"Brand New Key"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Melanie

Parody Song Title:

"Brand New Operating System"

Parody Written by:

Chickagril

The Lyrics

It's amazing, the parodies you can come up with when you're on the floor with nothing but a nightgown and a screwdriver, cursing Microsoft's name.

I tried to find it on BitTorrent last night
I tried again, using just KaZaA Lite
It's hard to pass your high security
That sucks for me "cause you've got something I need, well

I've got a brand new pirated OS
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and
Install the CD
I've had Windows 2K awhile
You've got Windows XP,
Oh, I've got a brand new pirated OS
You've got a brand new key

I run Windows, I'm with Bill Gates, don't do Linux,
Don't go too fast, and yeah sometimes it sucks
To reinstall my drivers, I been all around the net
Why is it only Windows ever does that?

I asked some MUDders if they knew the crack
They said yes, but I'd need TEH 1337 H4cK,
Oh, sometimes I want to trade in my PC,
And then I remember I don't got no money, well

I've got a brand new pirated OS
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and
Install the CD
I've had Windows 2K awhile
You've got Windowz XP,
Oh, I've got a brand new pirated OS
You've got a brand new key

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