You must have icicles on your Windows tonight,
I roller-bladed all over your site.
It really seems that you're annoyed at me,
I email, can't phone, now you've got something to read.

It's love on demand, click here for your dream date,
Why won't you email me?
Click here if you're into leather, not in your biography.
Not wantin' a walk down the aisle,
Ain't there someone for me?
It's love on demand, click here for your dream date,
Won't you IM and see?

There's no new entries on my hard drive so far,
My PC's not fast, but it's acting bizarre,
All this text on my hard drive,
Comes from all around the world,
What do you say, why don't you give me a whirl?

So, blah blah, and, blah blah blah, and oh, blah blah blah blah blah

Hope my mother board don't go and get blown,
It a cheap old IBM clone.
Oh, sometimes I think that you're annoyed at me.
I email, can't phone, now you've got something to read.

It's love on demand, click here for your dream date,
Why won't you email me?
Click here if you're into leather, not in your biography.
La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la...
It's love on demand, click here for your dream date,
Won't you IM and see?