In ev'ry pint of beer you drink
There is a phase where you can't think
You find a bed, then snap!
The night's a blank

And ev'ry time that you pass out
A pint of beer exits your mouth
Pink elephants!
It's very hard to see

Then the...
Hangover Robot breaks the living room door down
The living room door down-wown
The living room door down
When the Hangover Robot breaks the living room door down
Pink elephants on parade
The robot bashes up the stairs
As your breath pollutes the air
While gathering your
Thoughts of last night's gig

Though he's the one undertaking
All the swearing and breaking
He knows a brew
Will put the blame on you

For a...
Hangover Robot makes your home into a mess
And puts you into a dress-ess
And locks you in a shed
If the Hangover Robot tries to come to your address
Simply send an S.O.S