There are times when a patron has to try to make his mind,
Even though he knows how difficult it is.
Before I choose my next dessert, let me tell you ice cream rules,
Began with 31, and narrowed down as many as I can…..
There's never been a flavor that I've tried and didn’t love,
Though some I love just a little less,
Rocky road can possess me like vanilla never will,
And there's an empty place inside of me just peppermint can fill!

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Torn between two flavors, they both make me drool.
Rocky road is groovy and peppermint is cool!
Torn between two flavors, feeling like a fool,
And ordering both is breaking all the rules.

You mustn't think you failed me if you made the Rock ‘n’ Pop,
It was the first real treat I ever had.
Of all the cones I’ve ever tried,
I truly miss Blue Moon,
But nothing else can top your rocky road or peppermint!

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You can’t really blame me if I can’t make up my mind,
But from 31 I can’t decide, why can’t you have just nine?

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