Clicker, clicker
Where the heck can you be hiding?
Wonder, wonder, wonder
Are you under the cushions sliding?
This show is driving me insane!
I want some “Pinky and the Brain!”

Harder, harder
To take this, My eyes dilate
TV’s showing Justin Bieber
And what he does on a blind date
So why did you hide away?
Do you want my eyeballs slain?!
No! No! No! No!

Behind blinds? (Clicker!) Where did you hide? (Clicker!)
Under my seat? (Clicker!) I searched the whole suite! (Clicker!)
Hear my plea! (Clicker!) Why did you flee? (Clicker!)
Oh, Where’s the remote? (Where’s the remote?)
It’s got my goat! (Where’s the remote?)
Deep inside my coat? (Where’s the remote?)
In the sink afloat? (Where’s the remote?)

[Random mumbling]

Clutter, clutter
In the caddy's you belong!
You are lost inside this huge mess
You might as well be in Hong Kong
I could turn the knob to change
The channel if we were way back in the day

Full of slime (Clicker!) I’m such a swine (Clicker!)
Somewhere buried (Clicker!) That’s why I’m harried! (Clicker!)
Of insanity! (Clicker!) I’m on the brink! (Clicker!)
Where’s the remote? (Where’s the remote?)
In the gravy boat? (Where’s the remote?)
Pocket hides the remote! (There’s the remote!)
Oh my God! I’m such a dope! (There’s the remote!)