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Song Parodies -> "Rubber Hoses Up Yer Noses"
Original Song Title:
"Paper Roses"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Marie Osmond
Parody Song Title:
"Rubber Hoses Up Yer Noses"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
I recognize the way you have received me
You grimace like your wishing me the pox
Mistake, 'cause fortunately I'm quite at home
When I'm stuck with a class full of sweathogs
Rubber hoses up yer noses
You should place those hoses carefully
Cause it's all in presentation
I say it's the sweathog's life for me
I think your nose looks much better with rubber
And it's twice as far as a chocolate bar
I've got a can of beer here in the cupboard
Don't like that I've got a bat in my car
Rubber hoses up yer noses
You know it seemed quite sensible to me
Quickly without hesitation
How fun can "Welcome Back, Kotter" be?
You grimace like your wishing me the pox
Mistake, 'cause fortunately I'm quite at home
When I'm stuck with a class full of sweathogs
Rubber hoses up yer noses
You should place those hoses carefully
Cause it's all in presentation
I say it's the sweathog's life for me
I think your nose looks much better with rubber
And it's twice as far as a chocolate bar
I've got a can of beer here in the cupboard
Don't like that I've got a bat in my car
Rubber hoses up yer noses
You know it seemed quite sensible to me
Quickly without hesitation
How fun can "Welcome Back, Kotter" be?
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Oh those good old days the horror of which only a god could dispell! Or cause....thanks again Tim.
Yo, ho, yo, ho, a sweathog's life for me...
I miss Mistah Kotteh. This was good. No, my mother didn't write this for me.
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