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Song Parodies -> "Rubber Hoses Up Yer Noses"

Original Song Title:

"Paper Roses"

Original Performer:

Marie Osmond

Parody Song Title:

"Rubber Hoses Up Yer Noses"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

I recognize the way you have received me
You grimace like your wishing me the pox
Mistake, 'cause fortunately I'm quite at home
When I'm stuck with a class full of sweathogs

Rubber hoses up yer noses
You should place those hoses carefully
Cause it's all in presentation
I say it's the sweathog's life for me

I think your nose looks much better with rubber
And it's twice as far as a chocolate bar
I've got a can of beer here in the cupboard
Don't like that I've got a bat in my car

Rubber hoses up yer noses
You know it seemed quite sensible to me
Quickly without hesitation
How fun can "Welcome Back, Kotter" be?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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The Pomfret - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh those good old days the horror of which only a god could dispell! Or cause....thanks again Tim.
Rex - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo, ho, yo, ho, a sweathog's life for me...
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I miss Mistah Kotteh. This was good. No, my mother didn't write this for me.

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