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Song Parodies -> "Midnight Out With The Racists"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight At The Oasis"

Original Performer:

Maria Maldaur

Parody Song Title:

"Midnight Out With The Racists"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Okay, a few items: Peregrin is submitting this under a single name as he and Merry have a long standing agreement that together, we would only do comedy. This parody just kept flowing once the title appeared in my head. It is not a funny subject and is not meant to be funny as a parody. It was simply something I felt compelled to put on paper once I began. Lastly, as I am from the land of Green and Gold, rather than that of the Red, White & Blue, please excuse any factual misunderstandings I may have inadvertently introduced...I researched it as best I could.
Midnight out with the racists
Burning embers descend
Bedsheets hidin' their faces
Traces of nothing in their heads

Kevin's holdin' a harpoon
Ty, a blunderbuss
Jed, he's forming a platoon, (of) buffoons
It's sick, much to my disgust

Come on, Ku Klux Klan pretends
"Here's the righteous way"
Crap on, KKK intends
To rid the place of blends

Hide behind this answer:
"There's freedom to speak"
The First Amendment's big err, (is to) confer
Their right to havoc, wreak

The Yellow Jackets and Redcaps
Were models for them though
They drew their name from a Greek Word, it is absurd
'Kyklos', if you must know

But anti-semitism, honey
Continues to divide
And they don't give a damn, no - no, so
We must take and cast aside

Come on, KKK's a trend
We must get out the way
Come on, cannot comprehend
Those who would defend

Midnight out with the racists
End the clanner deadheads
Got bedsheets hidin' their faces
Space filled with nothing in their heads

Oh, come on

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Total Votes: 21

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alvin rhodes - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
cleverly written
TJC - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Very fine wordplay... I love the contrast of the subject matter with my imprinted memory of Maria Muldar's (sp?) etherial melifulous voice....
Spelling Cop - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Muldaur, ethereal, mellifluous
John Barry - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said.
TJC - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Spelling Cop... what's your tori? In the future I'll use spell chak...
Lionel Mertens - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You go girl. 5's Shuck's I just might paint your name on our town's water tower for dis.
Meriadoc - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Even tho' I could not get into the subject matter, and like to keep our own stuff light, I nevertheless think this is a fine piece of work on Pippin's part! Good job.
karen - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
An improvement on the original and, like TJC said, imagining Maria Muldaur singing it makes a big contrast
John Horan - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Another politically correct interpretation - that will get their white hoods off - thanks for making it clear once and for all.
Stuart McArthur - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
brilliant title sub, Pip! once you came up with that you HAD to honour it - you could have written it with a Cronulla theme too I suppose, but then the Yanks wouldn't have gotten it at all - 555
Susanna Viljanen - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but fives. Is the land of green and gold Brazil?.
Stuart McArthur - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
* steps in to roll eyes on Peregrin's behalf *
Tim Hall - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny D - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Witty, slick, & five-worthy.
malcolm higgins - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm white and I still like it
Meriadoc - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Note to Lionel Merton's 'you go girl' - I have met Pippin and can swear that he in no 'girl' - 'cept we like to keep Malcolm thinking that... ;-)
Peregrin - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Memo to Susan V : No, I'm from Australia. In our case (and New Zealand's for example) national colours do not match national flags :)
mandamoo - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever and perfectly executed !

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