This one's inspired by and dedicated to the poor young antifa girl in Seattle who personally liberated a whole cheesecake from its patriarchal capitalist suppressors behind window cages somewhere in the business district. I hope she didn't feel to bad the next day when she realised that their march back to freedom had been immortalized on camera and that therefore the cheesecake, had she not already eaten it, would have now been worth millions to many rich woke Hollywood collectors into social justice props memorabilia. Her following number two must surely have been the biggest market dump on the West Coast so far this year.

A YouTube version of the original song (never before used on Amiright) can currently be found here.

© Peter Andersson.