To take the impossible song
To switch it's unbearable theme
To spoof In an unshameful manner
And turn with a sarcastic gleam.

To diss like that old show of "Gong"
Dump love and deep schmuck from the jar
Rethink with a mind that is "Beery"
Not Wallace, that kind from a bar..

Wrench every inch, just mangle and mar
Turn senseless to senseless, beyond, way too far..
Lyric killings, we give, till there's no more to give
Till an author would die, if he reads it no way could he live

Then to feel great relief - suck a comfortable breath in our chest
As old words succumb, peaceful and calm, new is gratefully blessed

Now our heads will be better for this
And old wounds in our ears heal to strong
Need fear no more strained dreaded dirges,
Goodbye, you impossible song..

So long, you impossible song