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Song Parodies -> "The Impossible Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Impossible Dream"

Original Performer:

Man Of La Mancha

Parody Song Title:

"The Impossible Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

To take the impossible song
To switch it's unbearable theme
To spoof In an unshameful manner
And turn with a sarcastic gleam.

To diss like that old show of "Gong"
Dump love and deep schmuck from the jar
Rethink with a mind that is "Beery"
Not Wallace, that kind from a bar..

Wrench every inch, just mangle and mar
Turn senseless to senseless, beyond, way too far..
Lyric killings, we give, till there's no more to give
Till an author would die, if he reads it no way could he live

Then to feel great relief - suck a comfortable breath in our chest
As old words succumb, peaceful and calm, new is gratefully blessed

Now our heads will be better for this
And old wounds in our ears heal to strong
Need fear no more strained dreaded dirges,
Goodbye, you impossible song..

So long, you impossible song

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 11

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Patrick - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
You made it possible. This is what parody writing is all about.
AFW - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick...I see the one guy doesn't even rest on Christmas Eve...
WarrenB - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Every time I think of 'impossible' songs, I can't help but think of Total Eclipse of the Heart and how tough that song is to parody. Of course to our favorite turtle, that song was child's play
AFW - December 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Warren
LadyTwerktress - December 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Very nice, Sir. You still retain your touch o'Magic ! MERRY CHRISTMAS, Lord de Farce .
Dave W. - December 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Bravo! Encore! Magnifique! The Impossible Farce - Resistance is futile
AFW - December 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Hi, LCC...just came across your comment...nice to hear from you again, thanks, and a late Happy Holiday to you, My Dear
AFW - December 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the adjectives, Dave...hope you had a nice Christmas, and Happy NY
AFW - December 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh, and nice to see you again, Lady LCC...a late Merry Christmas, but early Happy N. Y. to you

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