-> "The Rise of Darth Vader"
Original Song Title:
"Blinded By The Light"
Parody Song Title:
"The Rise of Darth Vader"
The Lyrics
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
(fade out)
Madman schemin', dreamin',
Wakin' up screamin',
Next to Padme the diplomat,
Feelin' drained and insane,
About the visions in my brain
Don't know what to make of that.
With a boulder on my shoulder,
Feeling kinda older,
The Master Yoda, he frowned
He said, "Your fear is distressing,
Aggression is pressing,
The path to the dark side, you down."
(Guitar Solo)
The path, it is leading me down!
Cause I was
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
(fade out)
This guy from the Senate
Said he wanted me in it
He told me "you got what it takes."
He said "I'll turn you on, Any
The force is strong
But from the Jedi, you have to break."
And then Windu, Mace said
"You will not be a master yet
But you can sit by my side."
I just couldn't stand it
So I chopped off Mace's hand
and Sidious said, "Vader, now rise!"
(guitar solo)
He told me, Lord Vader, to rise
Now I am
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
Wrapped up in the dark
And now the prophecy's a myth
Blinded by the Sith
(guitar break)
She fell down "cause I choked her too tight
Not gonna make it through the night
Not gonna make it through the night
(break with the soul-stirring solo)
Yoda always told me not to follow down the path of the dark
But Yoda, that's where the power is!
(chop sticks variation)
Well, the rookies and Wookies
And Jedi tough cookies
Were fightin' down on the beach
Then mischievous Grievous
Told them all to "leave us"
With his four arms, 1 saber each.
Obi shot him with a gun
And the battle's all but won
Having stopped all the battle-droid tricks
Then from out behind the scenes
Comes Emperor Palpatine
Saying "Carry out order Sixty Six."
(guitar solo)
Carry out order sixty six!
"Cause we are
Blinded by the Sith
The Empire rules
It doesn't matter who you're with
Blinded by the Sith
The Empire rules
It doesn't matter who you're with
Blinded by the Sith
The Empire rules
It doesn't matter who you're with
Blinded by the Sith (fade, mixed with first verse)
Blinded by the Sith
(guitar break)
Yoga's gone, "cause he lost a big fight
And now we're waitin'for the Light.
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