Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

[Verse 1]
Madman drummers bummers
Indians in the summer with a teenage dirtbag
In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent slumps
His way into his hat
With a boner on my shoulder, feelin' kinda horny
I tripped on the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin'
The toilet bowl crashed to the ground
The toilet bowl crashed to the ground!

[Chorus]
But she was blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

[Verse 2]
Some boob job sister with a manager mister
Told me I got what it takes
She said "I'll give you some coke and a little spoon
Play the song with the fucked-up break"
And go-cart Mozart was checking out the weather chart
To see if it was safe like a renema
And little Early-Birdy gave my anus curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed an enema
Asked me if I needed an enema!

[Chorus]
But she was blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light

[Breakdown]
She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it through the tube
She's gonna make it through the tube

[Instrumental Solo]

[Bridge]
But mama, that's where the VD is
But mama, that's where the VD is
Mama always told me not to look into the damn walltoliet
But mama, that's where the VD is

[Verse 3]
Some brimstone baritone anticyclone rolling stone
Teacher from the east
Says, "Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in it's funny bone
That's where they expect it least"
And some damn pedophile was standing in the corner
Watching the young girls dance
And some fresh-brewed moonshine was tempting everyone to drink
Reminding him of getting hammed
The toilet bowl crashed to the ground

[Chorus]
But she was blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

[Counter Chorus]
Blinded by the light
(Madman drummers bummers, douchenoozles in the summer)
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
(With a teenage dirtbag)
Blinded by the light
(In the dumps with the mumps as the adolescent humps)
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
(His way into his hat)
Blinded by the light
(With a boner on my shoulder, feelin' kinda horny)
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
(I tripped on the merry-go-round)
Blinded by the light
(With this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin)
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
(The toilet bowl crashed to the ground)
Blinded by the light
(Now Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot)
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
(And kicks his lover in the gnards)
Blinded by the light
(And some bloody used tampon said daddy's within earshot)
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
(Save the buckshot, stretch the rubber band)
Blinded by the light
(Some boob job sister with a manager mister)
Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night
(Told me I go what it takes)
Blinded by the light
(She said, "Snort this white shit; it'll make you feel good")

[Outro]
She got down, but she never got tired
She's gonna need some Massingill (brand post-menstrual disposable douches)