Look into the light. And now open wide, so that your smile will look right
Look into the light. And now open wide, so we can straighten out your bite
Look into the light. And now open wide, so that your smile will look right

Waiting room is boring, patients all are snoring
to the elevator song
Distant scream doesn't seem-(to)-wake up any from their dream.
I know it won't be long
I was willing and distilling, waiting for my filling.
I'd skip this waiting around
With my head on a molding, holding and folding
the TIME magazine that I had found

'Will the next person please come around'

Won't you please...
Look into the light. And now open wide, so that your smile will look right
Look into the light. And now open wide, so we can straighten out your bite
Look into the light. And now open wide, so that your smile will look right
Look into the light. And now open wide, so we can straighten out your bite

She started to poke me with some really sharp thingy
Said, 'Could you give me a break'
She showed a needle to me that was really long
'What is wrong? This will stop the ache'
The X-ray display had clearly shown my tooth decay
so the doc came back inside
She made my gummy numby as I asked, 'What's fummy, hummy?'
and told me I should open up wide

told me I should open up wide

Can't help but...
Look into the light. And now open wide, so that your smile will look right
Look into the light...

I got drilled and I soon would get billed
She's gonna bill me for my bite
She's gonna bill me...for my bite

(There is a solo here that would have additional dentistry sound effects added in)
(Example: air sound would be replaced by the sound of that sucker thing they put in your mouth)

But Mama, what's gingivitis?
But Mama, what's gingivitis?
Mama always told me I should floss between my teeth and my gums
But Mama, what's gingivitis?

Some tooth care polar-bear giving me unpleasant stares, creature in a vest
A red pair of underwear worn atop his white-ish hair telling me to brush with Crest
While they repair anywhere, I fall off unconscious.
Why do I take that chance
What a big scare, right there awaking in the Dentist's chair
to find that I had no pants

(Just saying 'Repeats' right here is an understatement, but you get the idea)

I got drilled and I soon would get billed
She's gonna bill me for my bite