Come on without ... come on within
You'll not not feel nothing like her tight-ey quim
Come on and shout ... Come on and beg
You'll not know nothing like the Mighty Peg

Come on without, come on within
You'll not feel nothing like her whitey skin
Come from without, come to her bed
You'll not feel nothing like the Mighty Peg

Everybody's faking .. moans and grunts
Some are taking Viag tabs; others using vacuum pumps
Every member's flagging
Causing director strife
But when Peg The Proto-MILF shows up
Every Willie's gonna spring to life

Come on her mouth ... come to her leg
You'll not feel nothing like the mighty Peg
Come out your spout, come on within
You'll not feel nothing like her spry-tey limbs

He likes fellatio like the rest#
He likes his oral sweet
But Peg is picking up the pace
And bringing on the heat
Poor Johnny cant get relief
There's something making Johnny groan
Cause when Peg The Proto-MILF does ya
Even Johnny's gotta lose his load

Come on without, come on and grin*
You'll not know nothing like her flighty whims
Come on and shout, come on and beg
You'll not know nothing like the flighty Peg

Let me do her like I wanna do
I cant seem to make her hold still
Just keeps on changing styles and men
Up until she gets her fill
Nobody can get no sleep
Cause the bedsprings keep making noise
But when Peg The Proto-MILF's sated
She'll be making men out of boys

Come on without ....yadda yadda ......
(I cant go on. My parish priest says "That's enough!")