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Song Parodies -> "I Beat You In The Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Blinded By The Light"

Original Performer:

Manfred Mann

Parody Song Title:

"I Beat You In The Fight"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

The Deadly Sin of Wrath, one of 7 deadly sin parodies to the original AmIRight '7' epic parodies. . . check out badave.comfor more by me. . .
Angry, wanna Fight?
I like the abuse, another rumble in the Night
I'll knock out your lights
Not scared of the news, you know this is not for spite
Short fuse will ignite!
I don't have no excuse that I am so impolite

Met a dumber plummer
and I hit with my hummer
because he was a brat

Once a chump
Called me grump
so I gave a big old thump
made him fall down flat

Now I'm older
Even bolder
tap you on the shoulder
I'll knock your butt to the ground

'Cause soon you will be wheezing,
freezing near trees and,
Your body will never be found

Your body will never be found

'Cause I had beat you in the fight
You put up your dukes, and it's then you tried to bite
Fills me with delight
Hit you like a nuke, then I show off all my might
My mind's not quite right
I first made you puke, then I kicked you from the right

This one time Playing Twister
with a dude named fister
Until I kicked his nose by mistake

He said "You did that on purpose and it was wrong",
wasn't long
'Till his body ached

At K-Mart Big Bart
had hit me with an errant dart
and now I bet he wish he died

I called him Curley-Shirley
Over his big hurly burly
I disabled his joy and pride

I disabeled his joy and pride

Cause he had
Tried to pick a fight
After he's subdued, I will spit on him for spite
Anger's quite a sight

Never meant for all of this to transpire
didn't try to start a fight

didn't try to start a fight

But brother, can't hold this wrath in

But brother, can't hold this wrath in

Mama always warned me to defend myself against everyone
But now I, can't hold this wrath in

I'll use a stone
held or thrown
to make you moan
Gotta groan
after you've lost to the beast

Cause I'm prone
when I'm alone
to break every single bone
I'm yet to render one deceased

As I have shown
Anger's known
I will defend my honor
and you don't stand a chance

Like a cyclone
I'm known
for changing mad dude's vocal tone
So buddy do you wanna dance?

If you do, I am prepared to pound!

And you'll be
Beat up in a fight
Don't need an excuse, gonna knock you out of sight
Stronger than a knight
You must like abuse, if you start with me tonight

**Two Parts Going on Here**
**Foreground Part**
Said what a bummer plummer,
Who was hit by my hummer
In my very first spat

I was pumped
He got jumped
On his head I left a bump
Laid him on his back flat

I've been colder
and bolder
since I'm turning older
I think that my passion's found

I'm not into teasing
sneezing or freezing
So please do got get me all wound

I'm hot
What do you got
Knock you down on the spot
Just watch it or you will be canned

Tie you in knots
and cause blood clots
and you bet I'll never be caught
Your wrath ain't squat
Control your hand!

Leave you with blisters
I won't beat up a sister
What you get for being a flake

I say "I'll make you look funny for real long"

***Backing Part**
Sounding kinda trite
My wrath left you bruised, but soon you will be alright
Beat you up out-right
I won't call a truce, Fighting isn't very bright
and still later that night
Your jaw was knocked loose, another comment made in spite
I'll kick you left and right
You'll run out of juice and your head may feel light
Never lose, not quite
Your neck's now obtuse, and you've lost some of your height
No you cannot write
It's war and you'll lose, and it gives me such delight
Your face is turning white
I have a short fuse, So you had best not ignite
Anger's such a fright

It don't take much to get me wired
I'm gonna beat you in the fight
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Matthias - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Broken Bones!!! I can't believe this only took you 3 hours to complete... But actually I do, because I started working on "Attacked By A Kite", and this is actually a pretty simple song once you get the rhymeing down. Good job with this one Dave.
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Just popping in here briefly to say, goodness gracious me, what artistry in taking on the Big 7, with a conceptual link to boot. Very nicely done, Dave! Will read all of them later, good luck on the completion.
Ann Hammond - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
another awesome job
Jack Wilson - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Change your name to ABOVE Average Dave,this was awesome! 5s
Red Ant - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Them's fightin' words! Big time kudos for keeping the vowel sounds and rhyme scheme of TOS while making sense of it. Loved the various subs for "the calliope crashed to the ground".
Below Average Dave ( - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, this was the second one I took on, and I actually feel it's one of my strongest of the 7.
LadyCupCakes - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Dave, ~ Oh Mighty Thor ~ I can say no more . . . PS: Ray WinStone, eat your heart out!
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Another neat little psychoanalysis. You KILLED on the contrapuntal fadeout. Very nice...The Wrath of Dave! (Security code PWN!)
John Barry - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
A rhyming tour de force on a tough one to parody.
Peregrin - January 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Good grief Dave, remind me not to get into a fight with you! :)

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