-> "Every Clip-On Belt Needs Tools"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Plays The Fool"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Every Clip-On Belt Needs Tools"
The Lyrics
OK so your wall broke.
Your nail gun is missing
You're crying, crying
Say it's not even worth trying?
Well, before Home Depot takes all your cash
Dig this:
Every cilp-on belt needs tools
Some time
Measure twice cut once—a rule
Listen baby
A level and a plumb are true
'Cause every cilp-on belt needs tools
Putting up sheetrock is no easy thing to do
And there's no guarantee that the workmanship
Is gonna show through
Level walls they cannot see
So carry everything you'll need
On "This Old House" they say it's true
If you mess up a contractor will do
Every cilp-on belt needs tools
Some time
Measure twice cut once—a rule
Listen baby
A level and a plumb are true
'Cause every cilp-on belt needs tools
How can you help it when you're on a job all day
And your ability to hammer is swept away
Oh, if all of your tools are close at hand
You get the job done, you're the man
And now you pry the wood away
Good thing you brought your crowbar today
Every cilp-on belt needs tools
Some time
Measure twice cut once—a rule
Listen baby
A level and a plumb are true
'Cause every cilp-on belt needs tools
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