S-K-O-O-L , a bad start
In English class today
J-O-K , moke, it ain't no joke
It's proofreading that eludes you (heck yeah)

You-ou can't spell
Can't you spell hotel?
You-ou can't spell
The Spell Police, they all hound you

A-P-U-L is not right, dude
For that "apple", bless your heart (you fool, you)
M-A-I-L a bloke? "T-O-O" isn't "dos"
I do think school has failed you

You-ou can't spell
It's your hell to spell
You-ou can't spell
T-H-R-U, it's not through

Don't you find it alarming
Can't spell those words, even the word "foods"
L-I-T-E ain't light, full of sorrow
'Cause G-R-O-S is a gross boo-boo

You-ou can't spell
Time now to ring the bell
You-ou can't spell
To spell these words it astounds you

V-U-D-U
To stick needles in a doll?...

N-O-Y-S when you snore?

This vexing problem, it confounds you
B-R-A-N-E you lack
It S-U-X, lord, it makes me sick
It's interesting how you spell S-T-Y-X (heck yeah)

You-ou can't spell
S-P-E-L, oh well
You-ou can't spell
That spelling myth is on you

You-ou can't spell
B-E-L, a bell?
You-ou can't spell
Favorite color is B-L-U

Oh pooh, it's true
Don't think this problem is a charm
Go back to school, back to school, back to school
Give it one more year, one more year, gotta go...