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Song Parodies -> "Rudy Tried To Sell Pardons"

Original Song Title:

"Rose Garden"

Original Performer:

Lynn Anderson

Parody Song Title:

"Rudy Tried To Sell Pardons"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

this is what ai created when asked to parody the Lynn Anderson song with the theme being the court case against Ghouliani involving the pardon selling scheme.
I beg your pardon, well, here's a story
'Bout Rudy Giuliani, chasing glory
He thought he had it all, so he devised a scheme
But now the truth's uncovered, it's not what it seemed

Rudy tried to sell pardons for a couple million dollars
And split those profits with the 45th president
But justice intervened, and the truth unfurled
Now the court's got evidence that'll make his head whirl

Hair dye dripping down, oh, what a sight
Giuliani's face turned into a colorful fight
He thought he could fool us, but the cameras don't lie
Caught red-handed, his credibility's on the line

In the Borat movie, he made quite a scene
With his hand in his pants, acting so obscene
Now it's come back to haunt him, in the court case he's in
Those antics won't help him, it's time to face the spin

Oh, Rudy, Rudy, what have you done?
Your reputation's tarnished, it's all come undone
No more rose garden for you to roam
Your fall from grace is felt in every home

So take a lesson from this cautionary tale
Don't sell your soul or you're destined to fail
The truth will find you, no matter how hard you try
And Rudy Giuliani, your legacy's awry

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Libby - May 22, 2023 - Report this comment
Aw look. The MAGA-f***s got twiggered by the BAD, BAD parody about Rudy. Oh, my oh my.

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