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Song Parodies -> "Hillary (You're a Fine Girl)"
Original Song Title:
"Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)"
Original Performer:
Looking Glass
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary (You're a Fine Girl)"
Parody Written by:
MediaMike
The Lyrics
This was the first song I did for the album.
Hillary (You're a Fine Girl)
There's a port in Arkansas
Where drugs were shipped; called Meņa
Never troubled 'cause the governor
Protected dealers' homes.
And his wife was a lawyer there
Chubby legs and stringy hair
Socialized medical care
Was priority one.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl.
A senator you should be.
You're my wife, my lover my lady well, two of three."
Then Bill became President
While secrets to China went
And girls to the White House sent
While Hillary was gone.
Hillary had a master plan;
Move to New York faster than
Secretariat ever ran
And call that State her home.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl
A senator you will be.
You're my wife, my lover my lady well, two of three."
Yeah, Hillary used to watch Bill's eyes as he made up all his stories.
She knew of Monica's fall and rise and the cigar's blazing glory.
See Bill has never told the truth, 'cause he is a lyin' man,
Even when in court and on the stand. ("I did not have sex with that woman")
Secret Service pays her mortgage loan
But her dreams, now have grown.
The White House she wants to own
Though she'd rather be king.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl
A President you will be
Just keep on gatherin' files on enemies."
"Hillary, you're a fine girl
A King now you will be
You can finish robbing the people of liberty."
There's a port in Arkansas
Where drugs were shipped; called Meņa
Never troubled 'cause the governor
Protected dealers' homes.
And his wife was a lawyer there
Chubby legs and stringy hair
Socialized medical care
Was priority one.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl.
A senator you should be.
You're my wife, my lover my lady well, two of three."
Then Bill became President
While secrets to China went
And girls to the White House sent
While Hillary was gone.
Hillary had a master plan;
Move to New York faster than
Secretariat ever ran
And call that State her home.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl
A senator you will be.
You're my wife, my lover my lady well, two of three."
Yeah, Hillary used to watch Bill's eyes as he made up all his stories.
She knew of Monica's fall and rise and the cigar's blazing glory.
See Bill has never told the truth, 'cause he is a lyin' man,
Even when in court and on the stand. ("I did not have sex with that woman")
Secret Service pays her mortgage loan
But her dreams, now have grown.
The White House she wants to own
Though she'd rather be king.
And Bill said, "Hillary, you're a fine girl
A President you will be
Just keep on gatherin' files on enemies."
"Hillary, you're a fine girl
A King now you will be
You can finish robbing the people of liberty."
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So many charges, so little proof. And with Mr. "I haven't used drugs in 25 years" in the White House, you're on thin ice talking about the subject. Nobody ever died from Bill Clinton's lies, whereas 400 people have died for Bush's lies about Iraq. Bush is the biggest liar in Presidential history, having told more and more dangerous lies in three years than his father in four, Nixon in five and Reagan in eight, combined. If he rendered incapable of lying, he'd have nothing to say. Compared to Bush, Clinton is Diogenes. AND you ruined the only song from my home County ever to hit Number 1 on the pop charts. (Considering the current state of New Brunswick music, it's likely to remain so). One, one, one for you, and I don't care who knows it, and let's see anybody else who gives such a rating -- for any song -- have the guts to identify himself!
Hey MediaMike, don't let the Pach ruin your day... I though it was a very nice parody. Pacing a little off, but not by too much, and the 'well, two of three' cracked me up! Good job!
I agree with Meriadoc on the two of three line. Well done, MediaMike.
I admire MP for having the testacles to admit giving 1-1-1 (and then not doing it); but MP is a little loose with his accusations. The fact that we have not yet found WPMs does not mean that Bush was lying. Bill Clinton and his top advisers (Madeline Albright, Sandy Berger, etc.) all contended that Iraq had chemical and biological weapons. As do the current intelligence agencies. If Hussein had gotten rid of them, he could have avoided war by complying with the terms of surrender of the 1991 Gulf War and accounted for their destruction to the UN.
I admire MP for having the testacles to admit giving 1-1-1 (and then not doing it); but MP is a little loose with his accusations. The fact that we have not yet found WPMs does not mean that Bush was lying. Bill Clinton and his top advisers (Madeline Albright, Sandy Berger, etc.) all contended that Iraq had chemical and biological weapons. As do the current intelligence agencies. If Hussein had gotten rid of them, he could have avoided war by complying with the terms of surrender of the 1991 Gulf War and accounted for their destruction to the UN.
I thought you did a really good job on this. The same line... 'well, two of three' made me laugh too...:D John, that's a good point that you made. Nobody ever remembers that Clinton thought the same, huh?
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