(Dooda-dit dooda-dit dooda dit dooda)

There's a girl stations love to play
And she dates a guy we thought was gay
"A role model" she would always say
Don't do it when you're young

Ah but this girl had a little lie
To tell it, it would be a crime
To her image she would say bye-bye
She did not wait for "the one"

The Critics say "Britney's not a virgin (not a virgin)
What a big lie you did tell (such a big lie)
Yeah but here look at the bright side, sex does sell"
(Dooda-dit dooda-dit dooda dit dooda dit)

Britney sings a poppy song
About how she's not that innocent for long
Hey the guesses weren't wrong
Now we know what Britney loves

She tells the kids just to wait
It's better to masturbate
After marriage said sex would be great
But now she's just too young

The people say "Britney's not a virgin (not a virgin)
What she is though, don't know what (we don't know what)
But just by, the way she, is dressing, she's a slut"
(Dooda-dit dooda-dit dooda dit dooda)

Yeah Britney striped on MTV
Right in front of Carson Daily
Did it so the whole world could see
She did not wait to get married
But now she is telling the truth, now, after all her playing
She's in need of sex, she has a craving
(Dooda-dit dooda-dit dooda dit dooda)

Her and Justin had broke up
He told all, said she is corrupt
She's looking for someone to f***
Hey, maybe she'll pick me

And Justin said "Britney's not a virgin (not a virgin)
What a big lie she did tell (such a big lie)
In my opinion I think she can go to hell"
(Dooda-dit dooda-dit dooda dit dooda)

Britney's not a virgin (Not a virgin)
But was this a big surprise? (A big surprise)
It is not, like we were, really fooled by her lies