Way up north, where people say "eh"
Where there's way, way too much tax to pay
And the Liberals waste money away
While we can't afford homes

There's a guy, and he is a clown
His ethics scandal makes us frown
We say, Randy, you are going down
You'll pay for all of your crime

Canadians say Randy, you're a fraudster (you're a fraudster)
What happened to all the money?(such a fraudster)
You gave it to your former company

Randy, he gave 30K
To a company which he held a big stake
That is a big price to pay
Just for disposable gloves

For months, it was hid away
So he could get a big pay
It was an error, or so he claims
Do we believe him? No

Canadians say Randy, you're a fraudster (you're a fraudster)
What happened to all the money?(such a fraudster)
A conflict of interest is only what we see

Yeah, Randy only tells us lies
He's a fake and he's a phony
We can see it right before our eyes
He paid off all his cronies
And this might not be the first, see, he's not an honest man
And Liberals show all of us where they stand

It's time, to bring Randy down
He should really be prison-bound
Liberal support is in the ground
Let's vote them all away

Canadians say Randy, you're a fraudster (you're a fraudster)
What happened to all the money?(such a fraudster)
A conflict of interest is only what we see
It is, yes it is
We say Randy, you're a fraudster (you're a fraudster)
What happened to all the money?(such a fraudster)