Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbis don't rock and roll
Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbis don't rock and roll
When mullahs come around
And lash young lovers down
Where do you do
To rock and roll

The old folks say that you gotta stow away your bints
If she's out at the souq, showing arm to Farouq
It's a sin
Your know there's no relievin'
You know you'll need to die
To have Virgins ... again and again

(And it's all because ..)

Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbis don't rock and roll
Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbis don't rock and roll
When mullahs come around
And they stone the women down
Where do you go
To off your load

You sign up with ISIS
Drive out Yazid men
You do atrocious acts
To restore Bilad al Shem
You run amok in Mosul
Rounding up Messihs
They're acting meek, but then your shiekh
Says "Allah Akbar, Kaffirs"
Kablooie ... Or worship with me
Or pay the poll fee

(And you killed because ...)

Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbis don't rock and roll
Your Mahdi don't dance and your Nebbis don't rock and roll
When mullahs come around
And they stone the lovers down
Where do you go
To rock and roll
Where do you go
To off your load
Where do you go
You just explode