-> "Meeting the Ringwraith"
Original Song Title:
"Cabaret"
Parody Song Title:
"Meeting the Ringwraith"
The Lyrics
What good is lying undead in a tomb?
I come, and so do they
Ringwraiths are on their way, Sauron
Here come the Wraiths today
Seek out the One Ring
It's down in the Shire
Almost a holiday.
Ringwraiths are on their way, Sauron
Here come the Wraiths today
So to the Shire
Ithilien
Come find this Baggins
He's a halfling
And he's got
The Master's One Ring
No use permitting
Some hobbit or elf
To unforge the ring away
Go get the Ring, and slay halflings
Here go the Wraiths today
We used to be nine mighty
Mortal kings, yeah
And we had these wizzy
Little rings, yeah
But..
The rings had power, and
After we died, yeah
We came back to be
At Sauron's side, yeah
But recently the Master's
Started naggings
Go and get the Ring
From nassty Baggins
A shame we can't find him or anything
Except when he puts on
The One Ring
We caught up with that Baggins down in Bree
At Weathertop, we stabbed that little flea
What good is lying near death in the gloom
Come, we'll escape the fray
Life slowly ebbs away, Halfling
Come with the nine Ringwraiths
And Frodo B
And Frodo B
You're coming with us, we will make you
And to Mordor
\\\\ We ////
\\\ Will ///
\\ Take //
\ You /
And now he's crossing
A dried-up ol' stream
To follow him should be safe...
Torrent has come our way, oh damn
Washing us all away, oh DAMN!
We're wet now, the nine Ringwraiths
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