Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
Starvin' until he faints without warning
Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
But he would be very hungry next morning

Somebody ate your ham on whole wheat
All you've left is your Diet Coke
Now someone took away your Cheetos
On an empty stomach, you can't wait to die

Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
Starvin' until he faints without warning
Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
But he would be very hungry next morning

Obsessin' with spuds, tater tots, they say
He lost his snacks and gambled his lunchbox away
He still keeps searching, hope there's something left
Repay what he lost, if he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
Starvin' until he faints without warning
Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
But he would be very hungry next morning

"I'm hungry", he kneels and groans
Though this starvation is driving him crazy
He don't skip a dinner or brunch yet
But if you want, bring what you have and feed him some

Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
Starvin' until he faints without warning
Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
But he would be very hungry next morning
Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
Have you heard about the lunchin' loser
Now tell me have you heard about the lunchin' loser