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Song Parodies -> "Loathsome Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Lonesome Loser"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Little River Band

Parody Song Title:

"Loathsome Loser"

Parody Written by:

YUGE Swamp Band

The Lyrics

Rancid turd mound is the loathsome loser
He's afraid to leave 'cause he might face jail time
But the scourge nears end of loathsome loser
He's a loser and he still keeps on lyin'

This clown is just out for himself
Just him, he cares for nobody
He lost in an electoral landslide
He's gotta face up, can no longer hide

Flip the bird to clownish bloated loser
He is way overdue for some prison time
But the scourge nears end of loathsome loser
He's a loser and he still keeps on lyin'

A bucket o' thugs hangs on all that he'll bray
Atop that orange head is a polyester braid
He keeps on searchin' for a new means of theft
'cross his lame brain ain't crossed realization he lost

Rancid turd, the clownish grotesque loser
When he leaves, he'll have to take all of his slime
But the scourge nears end of loathsome loser
He's a loser and he still keeps on lyin'

Time's almost over as prez
In just a few days, the end of the crazy
After the last of the vermin have fled
The decontamination crew's gonna call
Help restore the government to health
Clear out all the bloated bodies
Once they've sterilized the White House inside
Comes the job of cleaning up the shit tide

He'll be turned out, slimy loathsome loser
The smell will be gone of the turd mound loathsome loser

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