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Song Parodies -> "Won't be Alive in a Terror-Sponsor Country"

Original Song Title:

"Good to be Alive in the Country"

Original Performer:

Lindsay Wagner

Parody Song Title:

"Won't be Alive in a Terror-Sponsor Country"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is taken from the Lindsay Wagner series "Bionic Woman" of the '70s from Ep. 205 "Road to Nashville".
It's a good night for staying up,
I'm evil plottin’ and I'm making plans
Strike the US again
gotta spread the terror…

Spring time, terrorists spreadin’ fear everywhere,
and fall, it won't be long
US got the surveillance on, but I don't care,
I'm livin’ in Pakistan where I belong

And it's good to be alive in the morning,
not being bombed while livin‘ in a cave, praise Allah
And you can’t hear the missiles fall in Abottabad at all
Glad that I'm living in a terror-sponsor country

I wake up, inside my mansion,
Special Forces may soon be here
And I have no fear,
we won't be defeated…

Hey, everyone wake up- what‘s that sound?
I better go see what’s in the air
Oh shit, something just hit the compound
Shots fired in the dark, Aaah!

And it's good to be alive in the morning,
not being bombed while livin‘ in a cave, praise Allah
And you can’t hear the missiles fall in Abottabad at all
Glad that I'm living in a terror-sponsor country

And it's good to be alive in the morning,
not being bombed while livin‘ in a cave, praise Allah
And you can’t hear the missiles fall in Abottabad at all
Glad that I'm living in a terror-sponsor country

I suddenly won’t be alive in the morning,
SEAL Team Six shot me in the face
I never heard the hunters below, only saw my wife fall
No longer amongst the living in a terror-sponsor country!!!

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Wild Child JIN - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmmmm..... I must have missed that episode, too bad :-( But at least I didn't miss your parody! Three bionic 5's running your way (bionic sound) :-)
Rob Arndt - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
WCJ, thanks... I think in the future I will write a parody of a two- part episode that covers a "Doomsday" machine that Jaime has to disarm to save the world. I loved Lindsay Wagner when I was growing up.
Wendy Christopher - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I never knew she sang anything in the Bionic Woman - you learn something new every day! Nice parody with some very clever lines - good job!
Oscar Goldman - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Have you seen the SyFy channels "Warehouse 13"? Lindsay Wagner has a small role in the second season. At one point she has to take a call on her cell phone, and the ring tone is...you guessed it- the bionic sound effect made during a feat of strength on her BW show. DKTOS, but nice lyrics.
AFW - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Creative perspective from Osama's point of view
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks Oscar (LOL!)... went to ImbD and ordered "Nighthawks" with Lindsay in it. Am amazed at all of her work and the SyFy stuff she did at age 61. Still working and still lovable as always...
Rob Arndt - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
TY Wendy. Here's a pic from that episode where she sings Country music: http://www.bionicwomanfiles.com/season2/road.jpg

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