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Song Parodies -> "Man, Aren't My Jeans Snug?"

Original Song Title:

"When Will I Be Loved"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"Man, Aren't My Jeans Snug?"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

I've recently put on some weight because I'm on some medication that makes me hungry. At least that's what I tell myself!
I’ve been feeding
Not receding
Man, aren’t my jeans snug?

Tried to lose pounds
Shake my tush round
Still, aren’t my jeans snug?

Now I’m on a weight plan
But I crossed that line
My hunger quakes, I dive into
A buffet most divine

I seek bad food
Filled with fat goo
Now aren’t my jeans snug?

When I eat a cooked ham
With a sprig of thyme
I always wash it down with brew
Expanding both my thighs

So, zipper’s busting
I’m not lusting
Dear, aren’t my jeans snug?
Dear, aren’t my jeans snug?
Feed me.
See, aren’t my jeans snug?
More edibles can be found at the Blogging Baker. If you experience weight gain, step away from the chips.
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John Barry - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
As long as your genes aren't snug.
Old Man Ribber - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This also grows on you...good job, Warren. ;D
Lee - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
This was great! 5's.
Christie Marie M - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm back!!! I echo all comments above! I myself gained weight as well. I'm trying to cut down on white rice and also take small portions at a time so I don't gain weight. Snuggle with some 5's!
Warren Baker - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Very much appreciated! Now back to my diet.

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