Song Parodies -> "He Made Me Take My Pants Off"

Original Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"

Original Performer:

Leo Sayer

Parody Song Title:

"He Made Me Take My Pants Off"

Parody Written by:

Leon James

The Lyrics

He had a slick way of talking and got the better of me...
Now I've a funny way of walking -- victim of his proctology;
But next time, I'll say "No! I'm your patient, not your ho!"

He made me take my pants off... and then the doctor had his way...
He made me take my pants off... maybe the doctor thinks I'm gay...
He made me take my pants off...
I took my pants off - ooh!
Pants off - ooh!
Doctor had his way...
I took my pants off... pants off...
ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!

I was still sore the next morning, feelin' on fire, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
If I clench tight, the pain's outta sight: a 'crap-all tunnel' syndrome
No mere 'M.D.' is he -- he's a 'W.M.D.'...

He made me take my pants off... and then the doctor had his way...
He made me take my pants off... and didn't send me a bouquet...
He made me take my pants off...

I took my pants off... pants off... so the doc could play...
I took my pants off... pants off... and he probed away...
I took my pants off... pants off... now I feel betrayed...
I took my pants off, pants off...
ow-ow-ow-ow-ow...

[interlewd]

No more proctologists -- next time he might use his fist!

He made me take my pants off... he said "bend over", I obeyed...
He made me take my pants off... we were like predator and prey...
He made me take my pants off... what is a 'prostate' anyway?
He made me take my pants off...

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mac - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

"didn't send me a bouquet"... LOL

Frankie - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

malcolm higgins - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

great parody on a funny subject close to my heart ( closer to my colon, though)

Arwen - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Poor poor Leon...=) 5s, buddy...

John Barry - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

"Crap-all tunnel syndrome." One of many great lines!

Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Welcome to the ever-growing Amiright Community Of Proctological Parody Writers! This is a contribution worthy of an all-expenses-paid trip for two to Uranus! ;-D Clever and funny parody!

Leon James - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks guys!

Leon James - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Not that it makes sense in this context anyway, but I think I stole that "interlewd" from someone here -- Spaff, probably. If I'd been thinking, I would have made that an "inter-lube"...

Warren Piece - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Lift your pants in the air like you don't care. Mith you, huhhuH!

Ben Dover - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment

It�s really not that bad... :-)

Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Looks like the doc had you prostrate with grease...er grief. ;-)

Leo Jay - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Good. Lord. This is simply the single funniest parody I have ever read, pants down -- I mean, hands down! Better than my stuff even, and that's saying a whole lot. A whole lot. Geez, but you are just one talented parodist! Kudos, young man! Kudos!

Johnny D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment

+++Restoring vote lost due to 7-28-04 Amiright vote-history bug+++

Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice one, Leo(n) Jay(mes). So funny it made me turn my head and cough. And while I'd love to take credit for "interlewd," I believe it's Johnny D's.

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