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Song Parodies -> "You Make Me Feel Like Hanson"

Original Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"

Original Performer:

Leo Sayer

Parody Song Title:

"You Make Me Feel Like Hanson"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Hanson recently released a new album to favorable reviews. Still, it seems they always will be identified with a single bubblegum hit. Success is such sweet sorrow.
(Ahh - a-haa)
(Ahh - a-haa)

You've got a rude way of mocking
You slam my Aiken physique
You say I dance like Stephen Hawking
Or a blond
Oklahoma geek

Three geeks, to be exact
Why the hell'd ya call me Zac?

You make me feel like Hanson
Am I the first or middle one?
You make me feel like Hanson
Or even worse, the little one?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Hanson night and day (bleeeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson - A-a-a-a-a-augh!

I'm not some dork one-hit wonder
I ain't posed for "Teen" no - no no no no
Or TRL
Carson, go to he-ell
'Cause I'm no MTV ho-o

If I act underage
Ya spark my prepubescent rage

You make me feel like Hanson
It kinda icks me out in bed
You make me feel like Hanson
Can't I be William Hung instead?
You make me feel like Hanson
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Wish that I was eight (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Damn those kids are great
I feel like Hanson (who?) Hanson (ooh!) - Which one's Mary-Kate? (yeah!)
I feel like Hanson (ew!) Hanson - A-a-a-a-a-augh!

Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (awoo-oo-oo)
Mmmbop dooba doo bah da bop
Dooba doobop mmmbop ba dop (oh yeah)
Mmmbop cuba doo-doo kerflop
Jabba goombah who chewed de mop

Last time you called me great
Was Nineteen-ninety-eight

You make me feel like Hanson
Too bad I missed the boy-band craze
You make me feel like Hanson
I'll never pass Freud's oral phase
You make me feel like Anson
That's Williams, Potsie, Happy Days
You make me feel like Hanson...

[Repeat / Fade from memory]

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Total Votes: 12

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DKTOS? - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
For those who don't know the original song, it's temporarily available at
spaff.com/dktos
Johnny D - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I know enough of the original song to give you a big Hand, Son. 5's
Arwen - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it's great, Spaff! 555...
Ashkicksass - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"Which one's Mary Kate"...LMAO!! 555!
Leo Jay - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff.
John Lomain - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious stuff. Very good lyrics. 555
Michael Pacholek - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The best way to smite a song you hate is to write a parody that's as good as the original is bad. In this case, an incredibly tough task, but, unsurprisingly, Spaff was up to it. Three fives for this three "point-oh-five" song!
Saider E. - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd rather b Hanson than Will Hung! at least i'd have some form of talent. Good parody, Spaff!
Melhi - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFL!!! Too funny, Spaff!
Claude Prez - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
First, thanks for the mp3; I barely remembered the chorus BUT IT'S ALL COME BACK TO ME NOW SO REALLY THANKS A LOT. *ahem*. Anyway, something tells me a recording is not coming any time soon but MAN I'd love to hear one, just to see if Robert can sing that high. Great stuff as always.
The Thought Police - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
At first I thought Nelson were a couple of really hot blonde babes ,then I saw Hanson and thought ---WOW ! what a gorgeous trio of -----
Hey ! Thought Police..... - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
....both Nelson and Hanson are a bunch of dudes.....(Sorry to burst your bubble like that !)
The Thought Police - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Really? Even the middle one? After all that time ,I'm just finding out about this? THAT'S IT ! No more "Cherry Pie" for me !( wow,and the middle one was like the "Josie" of the trio to me ! I think I'm gonna be sad... oh? this parody? three 5's,now please leave me to my sorrow....)
Jack Wilson - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!!! This is too funny! Spaff, youre a master at parodies , this needs to be recorded! Oh man you crack me up! This is probably your best/ 555!
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Johnny Dangle & Evenstar & Sister Kicksass & Lee OJ & John "Horse" Lomain & Michaelopedia & Saider & Mello & Jackie!

C4P: Leo Sayer was a (mercifully) repressed memory until I heard this original on the radio a couple weeks ago. I had to make y'all share my pain.

Thought Cops: Yeah, I went through that with all the 80s hair bands.
John Lomain - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Why'd you call me "horse"?
The Thought Police - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
John Lomain , there's a REALLY funny parody of "You're so vain",called "Horse Lo mein", check it out!
Spaff.com - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Thought Cops, for covering for me. Yeah, John, I had just been commenting on "Horse Lo Mein" when I ran across your note. Sorry to suck you into a bad pun.
John Lomain - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all for telling me. That's fine, now I know. By the way, that was a funny parody too.
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
Scathe - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't...stop...laughing. :-D
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Amazing what a little music can do, I DK that I DDKTOS... or something like that. Mmm...fives!
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Belated thanx, John Lomain Hanson & Johnny DD Hanson & Scathe Hanson & Ralphing Luke Hanson.
Jack Wilson - October 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Still as hilarious, if I ever recorded one of your songs, it might be this one, cause all my other faves have recordings!
Spaff.com - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Admit it, Local Celeb - you just like this because of the Happy Days reference.
Jack Wilson - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Ya got me Spaff, I admit

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