In a little old website that's known as Amiright
There's a very funny hobbit fan we all admire.
Namesake smokes pipes,
and has fuzzy toes,
Phill writes Amright's hobbit-est hits, everybody knows him.

Philbo! Philbo! Philbo_Baggins
He's really very tall
Philbo! Philbo! Philbo_Baggins
The best wannabe hobbit of them all

Wow! Hobbits are a peace-lovin' folks you know
But we all know that Gandalf really stole the slow
Phil don't like to travel away from home
When was his last post? I do not know
Leonard Nimoy sang 'bout Bilbo, it sure did blow
The guy known as Spock should not sing one note,
Phil helped some dwarves get back their gold
Posts on Chucky G's great websites and it don't get old.

Philbo! Philbo! Philbo_Baggins
He's really very tall
Philbo! Philbo! Philbo_Baggins
The best wannabe hobbit of them all

Well he write some parodies!
Don't remember them all!!
He riddled my memory!!!
Lord of the Rings is cool!!!!
He wears one white glove!!!!!
Lost in the crystal sky!!!!!!
Phil escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Philbo! Philbo! Philbo_Baggins
The best wannabe hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his role on the site Amiright,
that wannabe hobbit whom we all admire,
I record this song, and it would only go gold
Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man and the hobbits rule!

Philbo! Philbo! Philbo_Baggins
He's really very tall
Philbo! Philbo! Philbo_Baggins
The best wannabe hobbit of them all