Been fourteen babes since I don't know when
And I thought you were my best friend
You don't ho 'round on me
You don't ho, Bro, 'round on me!

I just saw your latest lay
I just saw her, why should I stay?
Wanna know why I'm mean?
Whore, you don't ho 'round on me!

So your hobby is steppin' out
Like your knobby inside hoes; I found out
And your clock I will clean
And I'll show, show you how mean!

You and Rachel, I guess you jelled
You and Rachel can go to hell
And each ho in between
Whores, you don't ho 'round on me!

You made your bed
So I'm moving on now, there'll be no more tears
I have some golf clubs that I think you should fear
Don't beg Tiger now it's really too late!

Better find yourself another whore
Better f*** another girl
Better find a, another face.....Who?

We were over since that day
We've been over, you had to go play
You don't ho 'round on me
No, you don't bone them for free!

I'm a dandy, look at me
And I'm randy, but now I'm free
And you know you'll miss these
Sword: won't be putting in me, no!

Been fourteen babes since we married then
It's just something that you can't mend
Do you know what I mean?
Sure? You don't ho 'round on me!

You just saw fur, had to lay
Just a flawed cur, learned how to play
With those slut tramp-o-lines
Dork, did you go for fifteen?

Yeah, here it comes now
Who...was...she?

Been fourteen babes, where will we reach end?
Did you ball her? She's my best friend!
It wood not sir-prize me...


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