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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Ho 'Round On Me"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Know What I Mean"

Original Performer:

Lee Michaels

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Ho 'Round On Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

At last count the number of women claiming to be a mistress of the Woods man was at 14. Latest reports have Tiger's wife Elin moving out of their mansion and gearing up for a divorce. Sounds like poor Elin has had enough......

Been fourteen babes since I don't know when
And I thought you were my best friend
You don't ho 'round on me
You don't ho, Bro, 'round on me!

I just saw your latest lay
I just saw her, why should I stay?
Wanna know why I'm mean?
Whore, you don't ho 'round on me!

So your hobby is steppin' out
Like your knobby inside hoes; I found out
And your clock I will clean
And I'll show, show you how mean!

You and Rachel, I guess you jelled
You and Rachel can go to hell
And each ho in between
Whores, you don't ho 'round on me!

You made your bed
So I'm moving on now, there'll be no more tears
I have some golf clubs that I think you should fear
Don't beg Tiger now it's really too late!

Better find yourself another whore
Better f*** another girl
Better find a, another face.....Who?

We were over since that day
We've been over, you had to go play
You don't ho 'round on me
No, you don't bone them for free!

I'm a dandy, look at me
And I'm randy, but now I'm free
And you know you'll miss these
Sword: won't be putting in me, no!

Been fourteen babes since we married then
It's just something that you can't mend
Do you know what I mean?
Sure? You don't ho 'round on me!

You just saw fur, had to lay
Just a flawed cur, learned how to play
With those slut tramp-o-lines
Dork, did you go for fifteen?

Yeah, here it comes now

Been fourteen babes, where will we reach end?
Did you ball her? She's my best friend!
It wood not sir-prize me...


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Old Man Ribber - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Obviously Tiger's theme song was "Hooked On A Elin". Great job. ;D
Timmy1000 - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Glad I got my Twelve Babes of Woods' Mess parody in before the number reached 14. I did see Elin was going to try and get the kids. I feel bad for them.
AFW - December 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Good go at Elin's viewpoint...
Andria - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I echo OMR's and AFW's comments, and at this rate, Elin will likely have to go back to Sweden if she wants to stay away from the media. As for Tiger, he will likely end up a broken, ruined and distressed man, likely never to win a tournament again and possibly even to commit suicide. 5s to you, and Merry Christmas to you and yours, blackjack21! :-)
blackjack21 - December 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Many thanks to OMR, Timmy1k, AFW and Andria and a Merry Christmas to all. Even Tiger. ;-)

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