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Song Parodies -> "Psalm Thirty Seven"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway To Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zepplin

Parody Song Title:

"Psalm Thirty Seven"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Election day 2004 - "Fret not for evil doers" This may not post before the election is decided but the message is timeless. Our true anger and fear is not for either candidate or party but for the evil that lives in the world. Take a moment and pray however is your way against the evil and trust in the Lord through the message He gave us all in this beautiful Psalm._____________ Psalms 37
Those innately who's pure and the bitter behold,
There's no buying a stairway to heaven.
And each seed that each grows to the Lord is exposed.
In the Word some forget what He came for.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
There's no buying a stairway to heaven

Though the blind make he fall, he's not cast down be sure,
So ye sow unkind words 'til the gleaning.
The bay tree great the look, neither song Word does sing,
End times all of what's wrought, not forgiven.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
No denying what's in Psalm Thirty Seven

If it's fearing you get, in the Lord take ye rest,
Holy Spirit's applying believing.
Those who sought evil means, brings the choke of disease,
It's the choices of those damned He's looking.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
There's no buying a stairway to heaven

They'll be withered real soon, judgement will come high noon,
Say the Scriber thou deeds art thy reason.
And for they who have drawn their sword won't stand long,
On the poorest, will be woe thereafter.

He will put asunder

There's cast now bristles where the hedge grow,
Thou hast been warned now.
And so the meeklings have their regime.
Yea there art two paths you can go by,
There is a wide one,
Thou will is thyne to choose the road you're on.

Judgement is coming do not fret so, His laws they don't know,
The viper falleth now rejoice in.
Almighty cannot bear of sin sow and will bring woe,
Praise Yehweh high no more withering sin.

And as the blind one's seed is sowed,
In shadows taken are their souls,
Walk with Almighty 'cause we know,
Who shines bright light on evil foe,
And all the streets are paved with gold,
Although our armor may be charred,
They soon will come to be outcast,
When all is won the Son will call,
He is my rock and holds my soul.

Those innately who's pure and the bitter behold,
There's no buying a stairway to heaven.
And each seed that each grows to the Lord is exposed.
In the Word some forget what He came for.

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
No denying what's in Psalm Thirty Seven

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Johnny D - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
A remarkable statement of your own personal choice of belief-system, Guy. Very well-written, 5-5-5.
Adagio - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Besides the Psalm that this is based on I like the comments at the top.
Agrimorfee - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Amazing, sincerely speaking. You may have uncovered the true meaning of Robert Plant's cryptic lyrics (he's even admitted he doesn't know what it's about). 555
Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
God does not suffer liars and warmongers. God wants John Kerry as President.
Absolute - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
No Michael - John Kerry needs God. God has done well for millenium without Kerry and He would be just fine for eternity without him or any of us for that matter.
Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Eternally Divinely Infinite - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
No Absolute - whatever you say about God is wrong since God is so transcendently God that words about God are always wrong - even what God says about God is wrong, but what God says about God is perfectly correctly wrong since God cannot be wrong except when God by God's Divine Sovereign Free Choice decides to think that God made a mistake, in which case God would have Divinely Freely Chosen to be wrong about being wrong and would in fact be right about not being wrong and would therefore have been perfectly correct in being wrong about having been wrong.
Absolute - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
OOOEDI - I'm pretty sure you are wrong but can't be absolute.
alvin rhodes - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
beautifully written..i love it...5s
DLane - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
OOOEDI are you mocking me? err...i mean, mocking God ;-D anyway, well written...534

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