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Song Parodies -> "If "Black Dog" Had Been About a Black Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Black Dog"

Original Performer:

Led Zepellin

Parody Song Title:

"If "Black Dog" Had Been About a Black Dog"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I never paid close attention to the lyrics of "Black Dog" before this; just assumed it was ten couplets of rock gibberish. But there's an actual theme running in the song. Plant is suckered by a sexy groupie who proceeds to cause him trouble. In the last stanza he's a chastened man. So, I'll follow that plot here
Hey, hey Rottie said the way you drool
Gonna mess my floor, but hey its cool
Aw, aw Pooch the way you chase that tail
Gon' make me laugh; make me regale
Hey, hey Brutus when you growl that way
With your haunches tensed; keeps punks away

You gotta roll, then play fetch
Got a spinning disk for you to catch
With eyes that plead, paws that beg
Makes me laugh when you play dead

Hey good dog, you're a good dod, such a good dog
Do you want some doggie chow
Hey good dog, you're a good dog, such a good dog
Move out for that frisbee now

Been so long since I found out
Source of brown crust on your snout
Fined me money, because you barked
Started sniffing ladies at the park
I dont know, though she be plump
Big woman's leg ain't supposed to hump

All I hope for, what I pray
Cesar Milan's whispers* will make you stay
Need no house pet gon' bite my hand
Wont cause me no strife, be best friend to man

Bad dog, bad dog, bad dog, bad fog
Bad dog, bad dog, ba-a-a-a-a ......
*Cesar Milan is a dog trainer who has a show called "The Dog Whisperer" where he rehabs the dogs of pathologically stupid owners

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Agrimorfee - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Cesar Milan is quite a bit esoteric to throw in here, but 555 CML.
CML - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
But .. but .. it was the best sub possible to "steady rolling woman", Ag . So what can you do?
Arch Vile - July 01, 2019 - Report this comment
Woof woof. Translation: all 5's.

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