THE MUHAJIROON SONG

Alla-a-a-a-a-a-aAH! ... Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH

We come from the lands of the strife and woe
From the Shi'ite slums where the parked cars blow
The Prophet of Allah
Will drive our hordes to new lands
To grope your child, laughing and crying
Inshallah, we are coming
On your streets, with mocking sneer
Our only ploy to wield the racist smear

Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH! ....... Alla-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-AH!

We come from the lands of the ISIS foe
To the decayed lands where they grant the dole
How soft your elites be
To whimper our acts of war
Of how we groomed the childs of York
We are your overlords
On we sweep, with sacred goal
Our only aim to crush your Western soul
Too late for it to stop
Avoid the road to ruin
For "Peace" and "Love" led you astray
The cause of your undoing

Wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah
Wallah, wallah, wallah, wallah

(This one goes back to late January, when an allegation that Trump called Haiti a s&!th*le (in a closed meeting) triggered CNN talking heads to repeat that very same word ad nausea like they had contracted a form of Tourette syndrome. And the person with the most beclowning case of Trumpette syndrome was Don Lemon. So Don, for all you poo, this one's for you)

You've been stoolin' .... and Haiti I ain't foolin'
I gotta tell you .... that stuff is poolin'
Way up outside ... Haiti, you squeezed it
It's gonna smell like dung
It's gonna smell like dung (Ung-g-g-gh)

What a hole lotta dung (Unghhh)
What a hole lotta dung (Unghhh)
What a hole lotta dung (Unghhh)
What a hole lotta dung (Unghhh)

You been wordin' ... Donny, about turdin'
All on prime time Donny, Donny
It sound absurd, 'surdin
Right there on prime time ... Donny you screed
You gotta talk about dung (Unghhh)
You gotta talk about dung (Unnghhh)

Talking hole about dung (Unghhh)
Talking hole about dung (Unghhh)
Talking hole about dung (Unghhh)
Talking hole about dung (Unghhh)

You talk stoolin' ... And Donny, that's just gruelin'
All that air time, Donny
You're just mis-usin'
Way, way on prime time
You gotta talk about dung
You gotta push out every pinch of your dung
You gotta pinch out your dung
Hey, unghh, all right .. let it go

One s&!h*le of a dump (unghhh)
One s&!th*le of a dump (unghhh)
One s&!th*le of a dump (unghhh)
One s&!th*le of a dump (unghhh)

(straight on) STRAIGHT ON PRIMETIME
Le-MON!!!
YOU squeezed it (Da DAA)
D-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-NG!!!!!

Don! Don! Don! Don! .... Don! Don! Don! Don!
Squat for me, Don
You're gonna be the bathroom man
Hey, whoa ...Hey, whoa ... Hey whoa
H-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ngh!
Go, go, go, go

Keep it stoolin' Donny ... Keep it stoolin' Donny
Keep it stoolin' Donny ... Keep it stoolin, Donny
Just keep it stoolin' Donny ....

(This last one is MAGA ON, based on "Ramble on" If you're on Team trump, the money shot is in the third stanza)

Freaks are bawling all around
The Don, he's all in their head
Thanks to you we're much obliged
Wisconsin's back in red*
But now it's time for me to go
The autumn polls light my way
For now must stop the wave .. of depraved
And it's headed our way
Aaah, sometimes I get so tired
But I know there's one thing I gotta do

MAGA on ... Now's the time and the time is now
Sting the proggs ... Going round this land, I'm gonna make it grand
On my way ... I felt this weight since 2008
MAGA on ... I gotta fight the lien on all my dreams

Got no time for vain pursuits
The time has come to press on
And though their dicks they've stomped a thousand times
Still must MAGA on

MAGA on ... The time is now or the time is Mao
Sing my song ... Goin' round this land, gonna rouse my friends
On my way .. I've lugged this weight since 2008
MAGA on ... Gotta fight the queen of all their schemes

Now's the tale that can be told
My freedoms they would chill
How years ago, in days of O
When RINOs roamed the Hill
'Twas in the darkest depths Chappaqua
They spawned the Deep State heir
But Donald and the DEE-plored Ones
Stepped up and said
We ain't with Her-er, Her-er, Her-er, No
And that's something they'd undo ...

So I guess I'll keep on MAGA-lin, I'm gonna
Schwing my schlong (I gotta find my baggers)
I'm gonna MAGA on, cling to guns .....