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Song Parodies -> "Hillary Gets a Case of Led Poisoning"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven; Black Dog"

Original Performer:

Led Zepellin

Parody Song Title:

"Hillary Gets a Case of Led Poisoning"

Parody Written by:

Herman Steinbeck

The Lyrics

This was triggered by Hillary's episodes of slipping on stairways while in India
There's a lady who shows
By her slipping she's old
And she's sliding down stairway to oblivion
When she gets up she knows
If she's wearing odd clothes
With a word she can get them to squelch it

Ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh
And she's sliding down stairway to oblivion

There's some steps to a porch
But she wants to be sure
Cause you know sometimes legs barely function
In a suit by her side
There's a large man with drugs
Sometimes all of her thoughts need unfreezing

Ooh it makes me wonder
Ooh, it makes me wonder

There's a feeling I get when I look at the film
And my reason is calling out bullsh*t
In my thoughts I have seen
Old folks stepping with ease
Not employing two men who must help her

And it's whispered to all
if she keeps up these falls
Then the doctors will give us the reason
And the secret will out, as if there was doubt
And the bloggers will echo with laughter

If there's a muu muu in her wardrobe
Dont be alarmed now
It's just a cover for the wrist sprain
Yes there are two stairs she can still try
But in the long run
There's still time to up the meds you're on

Her legs are quavering cause her dop's low
And did you know
The doctor calling you to get some
Dear Hillie, you can make your legs go
And did you know
Your stairway slide's now an internet thing

And every RINO in DC
They tried to saddle us with -dabeast
There was a lady we all know
Who slides stair flights and thus she shows
How everything they said was bull
And if you watch her pretty close
The truth will come to you at last
When all we wanted was to know
Can she do a walk without a roll

And. She's. Sliding down stairway
To oblivion ...

(WUM, WUM, WUM, WUM, wum, wum wum wum wum .....)

Hey, hey Huma said the way she slips
Gonna make us fret, better get a grip
Aaah, Hil the way you bob that head
Gonna cause concern, better cut your meds
Hey, hey, Cankles when you walk that way
With your hand on heart, it's a giveaway

Ooh, I gotta know how you got ill
Gotta nodding hell that wont stay still
With eyes that bug, mouth agape
Cackling laugh that really grates

(Aaah ah, aah ah, aah ah, aah ah, aah ah ... AAAAAAAH!

Hey Cankles, oh Cankles, pretty Cankles
Tell me why you're moving slow
Hey Cankles, oh Cankles, pretty Cankles
Move it like you're Huma now

Been so long since I found out
She deplores what I'm about
Cast my ballot, Trump preferred
Started telling the world I'm not with her
I dont know, but I've been told
Pantsuited woman aint got no soul

(Oh yeah, oh yeah ... Aaah, aah aah)
(Oh yeah, oh yeah ... Aaah, aah aah)

All I ask for, what I pray
Slickster Willie's woman should just fade away
Need no POTUS with a horrid laugh
Wont tell no lie, preferred her better half

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Agrimorfee - May 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Funny, even for a far right rant. I don't know what or who Huma is, and I don't get where Cankles comes from as a nickname for HRC, but you made me grin.
Anonymous - May 22, 2018 - Report this comment
Huma Abedin, Vice Chair of Hillary's 2016 Campaign and "Cankles in a Pantsuit" is a nickname for Hillary Clinton.
CML - February 27, 2019 - Report this comment
Hey Ag, consider for a moment the screen name"Herman Steinbeck". Herman Melville wrote Moby Dick (Call me Ishmael) and John Steinbeck wrote "Of Mice and Men" featuring a mouse and puppy petter and would-be rabbit tender named ... ?

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