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Song Parodies -> "Popnecker/Lyrics Punning Mate"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbreaker/Living Loving Maid"

Original Performer:

Led Zepellin

Parody Song Title:

"Popnecker/Lyrics Punning Mate"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

One of the more positive developments in recent times at this site has been the so-called "Return of the Porf" after a two and a half year sabbatical. So, I thought I would pay homage to this event with a Led Zepellin two-fer. I was going to add a third Zepellin parody, "Want a Whole Lotta Porf" but then I thought, "Nah, that would be su-PORF-lous." .......... Words with asterisks are references to Porf-parodies (explained in bottom comments) while words in quotes are actual titles
Hey fellas, have you heard the news
You know, the Porf-man's back in town
It won't be long just you wait and see
All the Old Guard lay their nickels down
His style is new but the aim's the same
When he took down Jerry Mouse*
But on the site, a different feel
With Porfle in da house

Well it's been four years or maybe more
Since he first went on a roll
The best years of this site gone by
Here we are beset by trolls
Some people cry and some people whine
Bout the wicked grades of ones
But he just keeps on shaking it off
With word-play like the the "Sixteen Puns"

People talking all around
Bout the way you left us flat
I dont care what the people say
I know where your blog is at
But one thing I do have on my mind
And if you can pun-nify please do
The way you engage in pithy word play
When I try to give FIVES .. to you!!
I try to give fives but you just goof
Keep it serious ... Keep it

(Break to epic 45 second kazoo solo .. cause that's how Porfle would want it)

Ooh, laughed so hard at "Fridge of Pies"
Then "Boba And The Fetts"
Trumps my works a thousand times
No matter how I try
Popnecker, your time has come
Must have your cheerful ways
Post today you POPNECKER-R-R-R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h-h-h .....



Pop -

With a Porfle Pop-a-necker as a nifty screen name
(Lyrics, punning, he's such a wit, man)
Master Porf sticks it to that hack, "Denny Laine"
(Lyrics, punning, he's such a wit, man)

Come on, Mate, post another hit
Right in the Barry-go-round
We all know what your name is
So you better lay your lyrics down

Politicking, politicking isn't his care
(Lyrics, punning, that's just so Porfle)
In his Koppel* hit, he talks about Ted's hair
(Lyrics, punning, that's just so Porfle)

C'mon, Mate post another hit
"Dont Let My Son Go Clown"
We dont know what your name means
So you better put some lyrics down

Spinning wild tunes the way it used to be
(Lyrics, punning, he's such a wit, man)
With the Shatner* and the apes* and the Stooges Three
(Lyrics, punning, he's such a wit, man)

Nobody here can match you in word-play
(Lyrics, punning, that's just so Porfle)
I'll be second fiddle 'till my dying day
(Lyrics, punning, that's just so Porfle)

C'mon Mate, post another hit
Write in the Barry go round
We all know what your name is
So you better lay some lyrics down

(Lyrics, punning, he's just a wit, man)

*When Finally Tom Gets Jerry, Seen ol' Ted Koppel, Shatner and The Pain; Reverted To An Ape Mime, Ape Gays Are Weak; Several Stooge tunes -- Shempted, Joe Da Rita, Besser is Da Man, I'm Larry Fine For you

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 27

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Rob Arndt - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Way to go CML! 555! I too am so glad Porfle returned. His parodies are just awesome and sometimes downright unconventional, my favorite type! Nice OS mixing and use of refs too!
callmelennie - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks Rob. I'm wondering when Porfle is going to pop his neck in 'ere and check this thing out.
Rob Arndt - September 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Tuesdays are slow...
Ann H - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment
know this os
Callmelennie - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Hope so, Ann ... it's an all time great song with an important place in rock 'n roll history
Porfle Popnecker - September 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Callmelennie--I'm speechless! Your tribute to my parodies is better than any of my parodies! (I especially enjoyed the kazoo solo.) My birthday was this month so I will consider this the best present that I got. Well, this and the thick, juicy ribeye steak that my brother cooked for me. Thanks a million! And thanks to Rob and the rest as well.
Rob Arndt - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
NP Porfle, you deserve all the credit for your off the hook parodies! I thought of you today for parody inspiration- WWPD? (What Would Porfle Do?). And I had a song pop into my head! Look for it tomorrow!
Porfle Popnecker - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Callmelennie - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Well Porfle, good buddy, the fact that you left for a long spell and returned brought to mind several lines of "Heartbreaker" immediately. Then your name tracks "Heartbreaker" well. And then, the juxtaposition of your persona and the tone of "Heartbreaker" is comic gold, especially at the end. And of course, once you've done "Heartbreaker" you gotta follow up with "Living, Loving Maid"
Callmelennie - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
As to "Living Loving Maid" the line "With a Porfle Pop-a-necker as a nifty screen name" was automatic, but I had to labor a while to get the others ... but I knew I had comedy gold here, so I stuck with it. Sometimes I dont.
Porfle Popnecker - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
You certainly did this time!
Callmelennie - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Not just stuck with it, but stuck it! You know, Porfle, I wasn't getting anywhere with the final two stanzas of "Living Loving Maid" until Moe Howard came to me in a vision and said, "What'sa matter with you? You lamebrain, doncha see the connection between "servants three" and all those songs about us? So just reverse Three Stooges to Stooges Three, you imbecile. Why I oughta ... moider you for wasting all this time, you nitwit." ......... Sometimes, inspiration comes from the most unlikely of sources
Porfle Popnecker - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment
That's how genius often works! Or so I'm told, anyway!

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